One liners :)

[Solomon2]

I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer...

"Mush from the wimp." link

 

[rajnikant]

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Every thing is off topic except what Rajnikant says. Period.

here I come my friend

there are only 10 kind of persons in the world, one who understand binary one who dont.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

u r dead

 

[Tacit Wave]

"Life is hard;It's harder if you are stupid."

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

"Life is hard;It's harder if you are stupid."

Haha

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. (Margaret Thatcher; Prime Minister of the UK)

All men seek one goal: success or happiness. (Aristotle; the Greek philosopher)

 

[user1]

Never sell 3 things in your life your family your heart and your self respect

Guys plsss pray for me have a very very important exam today starting at 11:00 Am (ist)

I think you are right about self-respect.

 

[user1]

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

 

[AHMED85]

Dont make hesitation and shame on doing the Right work in Society...

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing..



Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 

[Sugarcane]

Negative Attitude Is Like A Punctured Tyre; You Can Not Reach Anywhere Until You Change It..

 

[DRaisinHerald]

No one is listening until you make a mistake

 

[Solomon2]

"It is better to lack a thing than to have to suffer humiliation for it."

- Sufi Umm 'Ali, 9th century

 

[Tacit Wave]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.William Shakespeare

 

[DRaisinHerald]

"What do butterflies feel when they're in love?"

 

[Manas]

People get rich by working hard on sucking money from others .

 

[Tacit Wave]

Killing one person is murder. Killing 100,000 is foreign policy.