One liners :)

[Solomon2]

"Hillel said, do not separate from the community, do not trust yourself until the day you die, do not judge your fellow until you reach his place, do not make a statement which cannot be understood which will [only] later be understood, and do not say when I have free time I will learn, lest you not have free time." link

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody

 

[Tacit Wave]

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody

Interesting.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Ban toilet cleaner- Germs have feelings too!

 

[Solomon2]

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

You have to do it when it's foamy!

"Every foreigner in Pakistan, no matter what work he is involved in, knows that there is a mark on his or her head." - The Express Tribune, May 1, 2012.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen

You have to do it when it's foamy!

Really? Will give it a go again

 

[DRaisinHerald]

When Allah decreed the Creation He pledged Himself by writing in His book which is laid down with Him: ‘My mercy prevails over my wrath. - Hadith Qudsi, Number 1

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

No man undertakes a trade he has not learned, even the meanest; yet everyone thinks himself sufficiently qualified for the hardest of all trades - that of government. (Socrates, the Greek philosopher)

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.

 

[BLACKEAGLE]

The israelis are like crocodiles or Dracula , the more you give them meat or blood , they want more. (Meena)

HAHAHA BIG LIKE

 

[Solomon2]

They always say, let the Iraqi people decide. That's like telling a man in jail to free himself. He can't.
- Emad T. Yousif, May, 2008

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

God has many names, though He is only one Being. (Aristotle; the Greek philosopher)

A friend to all is a friend to none. (Aristotle; the Greek philosopher)

 

[Solomon2]

"Pakistanis did not believe in the death of Osama bin Laden, because the most tragic, heartrending and invisible casualty of terror in Pakistan has been the death of truth itself. "

- Dawn, May 2, 2012.

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. (Aristotle; the Greek philosopher)

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; the hardest victory is the victory over self. (Aristotle; the Greek philosopher)

There is no man so blessed that some who stand by his deathbed won't hail the occasion with delight. (Marcus Aurelius, the Roman emperor)

For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increases knowledge increases sorrow. (King & Prophet Solomon (PBUH) of the Kingdom of Israel; the book of Ecclesiastes 1:18)