“Americans are so stupid that when one got locked in a toilet his bowel burst, and when one got locked in the supermarket he died of hunger”
~ British on Stupid americans
“NO U!”
~ Americans on the British
“Why does everyone hate us?”
~ Americans on The World
“I'm going to have to ask you to sit at the kids' table.”
~ The UN on America
“Would you like fries with that?”
~ Americans on Obesity
“We have nukes.”
~ Americans on Foreign Policy
“Praise Jeezus! Islam, Judaism, and that one with the blue guy!”
~ Americans on Religion
“I don't give a f*ck”
~ American teenager on their future
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