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A Pakistani, Chinese and Indian were caught consuming alcohol in Saudi Arabia. The judge sentenced them to 10 lashes each.

First come the Chinese. He was asked for one wish. Chinese thought for a second and said "Tie a pillow on my back"

The lashing started and at 4th lash the pillow split apart and poor Chinese suffered a lot of pain for remaining 6 lashes.

Indian turn came and he was offered the same one wish. Indian seeing the Chinese fate, asked for 2 pillows tied at back. Unfortunately at 7th lash both pillows tore apart. Indian cried a lot due to unbearable pain.

Then the Pakistani turn came. The official first scold him for being muslim and consuming alcohol. Then said that as you are a muslim any how, i grant you 2 wishes.

The Pakistani blushing with joy said, my first wish is to double my sentence as i committed a terrible sin.
Official: Fair enough and whats the second one?

Pakistani: Tie this Indian at my back :nana:
 
A Pakistani, Chinese and Indian were caught consuming alcohol in Saudi Arabia. The judge sentenced them to 10 lashes each.

First come the Chinese. He was asked for one wish. Chinese thought for a second and said "Tie a pillow on my back"

The lashing started and at 4th lash the pillow split apart and poor Chinese suffered a lot of pain for remaining 6 lashes.

Indian turn came and he was offered the same one wish. Indian seeing the Chinese fate, asked for 2 pillows tied at back. Unfortunately at 7th lash both pillows tore apart. Indian cried a lot due to unbearable pain.

Then the Pakistani turn came. The official first scold him for being muslim and consuming alcohol. Then said that as you are a muslim any how, i grant you 2 wishes.

The Pakistani blushing with joy said, my first wish is to double my sentence as i committed a terrible sin.
Official: Fair enough and whats the second one?

Pakistani: Tie this Indian at my back :nana:

:rofl: classic!
 
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Mate , there isn't a single link actually . You have to watch in parts . A simple search will suffice .

@S.U.R.B.

Alive , mate ? :D
 
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@Mani2020 he went to India and I think they kidnapped him :blink:

i think it was planned by @arp2041 .after all he wanted the coveted title of king for himself..:lol:
 
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A Pakistani, Chinese and Indian were caught consuming alcohol in Saudi Arabia. The judge sentenced them to 10 lashes each.

First come the Chinese. He was asked for one wish. Chinese thought for a second and said "Tie a pillow on my back"

The lashing started and at 4th lash the pillow split apart and poor Chinese suffered a lot of pain for remaining 6 lashes.

Indian turn came and he was offered the same one wish. Indian seeing the Chinese fate, asked for 2 pillows tied at back. Unfortunately at 7th lash both pillows tore apart. Indian cried a lot due to unbearable pain.

Then the Pakistani turn came. The official first scold him for being muslim and consuming alcohol. Then said that as you are a muslim any how, i grant you 2 wishes.

The Pakistani blushing with joy said, my first wish is to double my sentence as i committed a terrible sin.
Official: Fair enough and whats the second one?

Pakistani: Tie this Indian at my back :nana:

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@RazPaK molvi kia haal hai kia chal rha hai :P
 
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