LMFAO, karr dee na consultant wali baat! Being able to spot the word-play, you rightly deserve whatever pay package you are getting and then some!
Nahin yara, don't think too much about the Gulfees - just say that you an EU citizen and they shall worship you like a god! It's very easy dealing with them actually, you need to stick the fact that they are lower life forms on your first day there, use excessive English and some exotic German that they don't understand a word of, and then sprinkle a few dozen technical terms in there, and they shall be your bi*tches for eternity!
Ok, guys gotta hit the bed. See ya all tomorrow!
Shabb-b-khair, shubb ratri, Allah hafiz!