Naswaristan

[Alpha1]

Chal khattay neemboon, tujay kia pata.

is weed cocaine or heroin?

 

[Neptune]

@Emrald Who's going to be my weed buddy, @Hyperion is gone too.

Okay, keep it "simple".

Tell me your options, can you call her?
What are your means of contact? - Facebook?, IM, E-mail, SMS, what exactly?

just facebook. About the kiss thing. After her classmates. I'm the only boy outside her class she kissed. Hey bro, what about posting a birthday song or sth else. I'm in deep sh¡t bro. Please help?

 

[Alpha1]

@Aeronaut

 

[Slav Defence]

yeah. Actually it was for I was going to bus stop and she was goin to the subway.



good one bro. But it'll make me revealed. What about a birthday song ?

no--it will not--and if you think that she might feel your likeness,then let her feel--don't be afraid to--she will be very happy indeed--just trust me--write this on her wall--as neptune--girls like mature replies not childish pinky birthday songs!!!!

 

[Kompromat]

just facebook. About the kiss thing. After her classmates. I'm the only boy outside her class she kissed. Hey bro, what about posting a birthday song or sth else. I'm in deep sh¡t bro. Please help?

Okay does she chat with you on facebook?

 

[Neptune]

no--it will not--and if you think that she might feel your likeness,then let her feel--don't be afraid to--she will be very happy indeed--just trust me--write this on her wall--as neptune--girls like mature replies not childish pinky birthday songs!!!!

you're right. I put it on my box now.

Okay does she chat with you on facebook?

she chats with nobody on facebook?

Okay does she chat with you on facebook?

she chats with nobody on facebook?

 

[Jango]

WTF is this going on?

Kissing...smooching...class fellows...yeh kuch kharab kichri pak rahi hai!

 

[Slav Defence]

WTF is this going on?

Kissing...smooching...class fellows...yeh kuch kharab kichri pak rahi hai!

bhai baat sune un k haan common hai acha??? @nuclearpak jabhi tu mai kehta hoon pak jannat hai abhi bhi yahan ki larkiyon ki annkhon mai sharm hai lol

 

[Jango]

....jabhi tu mai kehta hoon pak jannat hai abhi bhi yahan ki larkiyon ki annkhon mai sharm hai lol

Thori si...but not all or majority. Jitni lofar bazi yahan chalti hai hairan ho jata hai banda...do I need to tell some stories?

 

[Kompromat]

you're right. I put it on my box now.



she chats with nobody on facebook?



she chats with nobody on facebook?

Practical Advice:


1: "Carefully" draft a message, no more than 80-100 words.
2: Message should include best wishes, on her birthday.
3: It should include that "she has been on your mind".
4: Don't go TOOOOO far by saying that you love/like her etc [that is for another time]
5: Include a card, or send her a card by mail/handover....if you send by mail/handover...make sure you write something in YOUR handwritting.....girls preserve that stuff,it will become her property.
6: Include a song in the message, any soft song that is not too romantic, not too bold...but is slightly romantic.
7: Find a gift, something small... tiny.. a ring or something that she can use on DAILY basis.
8: Give it to her when you see her next time as a birthday present.
9: She will test you so be prepared....
10: Ask for a date....lunch to start with....then dinner....step by step.
11: Don't haste....take it easy...give her space....dont dominate her life, but make sure your presence is felt....
12: If she lets you kiss her, [real kiss, not on the cheek]...don't go wild...just one for the fist time, soft and tender...

If i were you, i will give her this song.

Any issues, contact me....!

 

[Neptune]

WTF is this going on?

Kissing...smooching...class fellows...yeh kuch kharab kichri pak rahi hai!

just getting prepared for a cross-border raid actually.

 

[Jango]

Practical Advice:


1: "Carefully" draft a message, no more than 80-100 words.
2: Message should include best wishes, on her birthday.
3: It should include that "she has been on your mind".
4: Don't go TOOOOO far by saying that you love/like her etc [that is for another time]
5: Include a card, or send her a card by mail/handover....if you send by mail/handover...make sure you write something in YOUR handwritting.....girls preserve that stuff,it will become her property.
6: Include a song in the message, any soft song that is not too romantic, not too bold...but is slightly romantic.
7: Find a gift, something small... tiny.. a ring or something that she can use.
8: Give it to her when you see her next time as a birthday present.
9: She will test you so be prepared....
10: Ask for a date....lunch to start with....then dinner....step by step.
11: Don't haste....take it easy...give her space....dont dominate her life, but make sure your presence is felt....
12: If she lets you kiss her, [real kiss, not on the cheek]...don't go wild...just one for the fist time, soft and tender...

If i were you, i will give her this song.

Any issues, contact me....!

Mujhay lagta hai keh Aeronaut nay PDF use karnay kay sath sath, aik online matrimonial site bhi khol rakhi hai!!!

Baaz aja bhayi!!!

Lagta hai bara experience hai hamaray mod sahib ko!!!

 

[Slav Defence]

Thori si...but not all or majority. Jitni lofar bazi yahan chalti hai hairan ho jata hai banda...do I need to tell some stories?

nahi meray bhai mai jaanta hoon--aur such kahoon k main ne apni aankho se larkiyon ko waldein ko besharmi se dhooka detay huey dekha hai but yet still @nuclearpak yahan abhi bhi achi larkiyan hain---jabhi tu dekho america mai rehne walay pakistani larkiyan kyun dhoond tay hain--aur yaqeen kero mai ne achi larkiyan bhi dekhi hain--mai tum ko aisay 10 qissay bata skta hoon-!!

 

[Dubious]

@Aeronaut

 

[Kompromat]

Mujhay lagta hai keh Aeronaut nay PDF use karnay kay sath sath, aik online matrimonial site bhi khol rakhi hai!!!

Baaz aja bhayi!!!

Lagta hai bara experience hai hamaray mod sahib ko!!!

aik hi to kaam kia hai zindgi main