Naswaristan

[Dubious]

Hi Talon, how are you.....I just finished writing a small analytical report on published journal......such a boring thing it was

@balixd what is your field again? man I am growing old!! and may I know about what?

my colleague a S.African was just talking about how Afridi shot the ball out of the field onto the golf course....BOYS!!

 

[Amaa'n]

@balixd what is your field again? man I am growing old!! and may I know about what?

my colleague a S.African was just talking about how Afridi shot the ball out of the field onto the golf course....BOYS!!

Management .....msc from liverpool university.....

 

[Dubious]

Management .....msc from liverpool university.....

Done? Or doing? And what did you publish?!

 

[Kompromat]

Lala, pehla hafta, aprail ka!

Bht bht mubarik ho lala.

 

[Dubious]

@Hyperion @RazPaK @LoveIcon @Aeronaut @Armstrong @Mirzay @Mani2020 @arp2041 @KRAIT @hinduguy @JonAsad @Emrald @M-48 @Ayush @ZYXW @HRK @Dillinger @balixd


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —

Not sure how annoyed this guy was with his gal

 

[KRAIT]

@Talon We know.

 

[Ayush]

@Talon of course you are right.

 

[Dubious]

@KRAIT @Ayush kameeno... I found it on the wall of a good friend and SO posted it here for good laugh

 

[Slav Defence]

@Hyperion @RazPaK @LoveIcon @Aeronaut @Armstrong @Mirzay @Mani2020 @arp2041 @KRAIT @hinduguy @JonAsad @Emrald @M-48 @Ayush @ZYXW @HRK @Dillinger @balixd @Talon @Alpha1

IT MEANS--BAAT SUNO MERA KOI KUCH NAHI BIGAR SKTA FACEBOOK WALON

aur han side mai gray colour k text mai AWAARA likh hua hai

 

[JonAsad]

i feel sleepy- -

 

[Neptune]

@JonAsad haan...work work today


@Green Face....wow that is nice Al-Fatiha for them

thank you! In my ideology; a fallen or a veteran always deserves a better life. That's the part which we are comin

 

[Ayush]

india won.

 

[Durrak]

@Talon Mama

It is so simple

 

[KRAIT]

@KRAIT @Ayush kameeno... I found it on the wall of a good friend and SO posted it here for good laugh

I know. You can't write down such deep analysis on women.

 

[SamantK]

Back after a month long ban and one I feel I did not deserve