Naswar Corner

[Hyperion]

My dictionary quotes "Make others give up!"

"Giving up" doesn't exist in my dictionary.

 

[ajtr]

Exams ho gaii haiiin....I'm watching a video lecture/conference on Forex !

Dua kahaan kartiii hain aaap hamaariii liyeee....Zainab kuch duain kardeii touu kardeiii !

maine to sabse jada duaein ki thin....................yeh foresx-vorex ke chakkar main kidhar se padgiya tenu.....

acha tey do one thing mainu ve kuch dollars exhange karani c.But PKR tey oper pahunch gaya c kal so behter toda aur oper jaane ka intezaar karoon to 100 jada achi deal hogi mere liye.

 

[SpArK]

Upcoming plans -

20 December - last night of the world ----PARTY
21 December - last day of the world -----PARTY
22 December - we are still alive------------- PARTY
23 December - HANGOVER --
24 December - Christmas eve PARTY --
25 December Christmas day PARTY ---

26 and 27 December - HANGOVER ---

28 December - last Friday of the year --PARTY
29 December - last Saturday of the year--- PARTY
30 December - last Sunday of the year--- PARTY
31 December - new year eve PARTY
1 Jan - new year ---PARTY

 

[sms]

It was the day after India's Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:

"India!" shouted Blair.

"What about India?" asked a startled Bush.

"We English made a mistake George," said Blair, "I need to get India back as a colony!"

"You serious Tony?" asked a still more startled Bush.

"Yeah this is not the India we let go some sixty years ago," said Blair, "this is a colony we would be proud to have now."

"So whatcha plannin' to do?" asked Bush.

"Why George what we did to Saddam. Attack them."

"You sayin' we? You not hoping I'm goin' to join you are you?"

"I helped you in Iraq George, you forgettin' or sometin'?"

"Yeah but we had an excuse there Tony, we were lookin' for weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"

"So we do the same thing here George. We tell the Indians to give up their weapons of mass destruction!"

"I don't know whether we are doing the right thing Tony, India is a democracy you know?"

"I lied for you in Iraq George. Nearly lost the elections for you. I'm sure you could do this lil' favour for me.. With India back as my colony, we'll be back as a world power! Britain rules the world! You heard that phrase George?"

"I thought it was America who was doing the ruling Tony."

"We'll do the rulin' together George. You and me will be equal partners once I get my India back. Come on George talk to that Manmohan feller, tell him to give up his weapons of mass destruction, or else..!"

"Okay Tony since you insist. Can you call me back in five minutes."

"Shall I get my ships ready?"

"For what?" asked a surprised Bush.

"For war dammit," shouted Tony as he put the phone down and waited for Bush to talk to the Indian Prime Minister. He walked over to a little globe he had on his office table and circled India gleefully.

The phone rang and he ran to pick it up.

"Tony it is me," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"

"Aye aye sir, the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, standing at attention.

"You can send them to India," said Bush.

"To fight?" asked Blair happily.

"No to pick up their weapons of mass destruction."

"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked a confused Blair.

"Manmohan said you would know 'cause it is your people who made them," said Bush.

"What weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.

"Their politicians, their MPs, their MLAs," said Bush happily, "Manmohan said you could take them all back to England where they were trained years ago by your people to divide and rule..!"

 

[Armstrong]

maine to sabse jada duaein ki thin....................yeh foresx-vorex ke chakkar main kidhar se padgiya tenu.....

acha tey do one thing mainu ve kuch dollars exhange karani c.But PKR tey oper pahunch gaya c kal so behter toda aur oper jaane ka intezaar karoon to 100 jada achi deal hogi mere liye.

Abbb isss kiii translation bhii saaath likkh deinnn aaap !

 

[Sugarcane]

JIAP.... PIA never disappoint you...................

 

[Hyperion]

WTF... what happened, weren't you supposed to catch the flight today?

JIAP.... PIA never disappoint you...................

 

[Sugarcane]

WTF... what happened, weren't you supposed to catch the flight today?

Yeah... Flight is delayed from 15:00 to 18:00..... still plane hasn't reached. cool naa

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Armstrong]

Kiya hovaaa sad little angel ?

 

[Marshmallow]

Kiya hovaaa sad little angel ?

Bad dayy

 

[Armstrong]

Bad dayy

Wow....why what went so bad ?

 

[KRAIT]

@SpArK Need Goa info ? You have some ? Internet is full of sh!t.

 

[Marshmallow]

Wow....why what went so bad ?

had a fight with my best friend,was going to go with dad to buy clothes from outfitters as planned but he cudnt make it becuz of an appointment,my mood went down,mama argued and i replied bak,im not talking to any1 nw, i didnt eat what ws cookd in lunch at home,i ordered MCDonalds,ate it and nw net has also gotten slow and dun wanna study too with this all..everything going bad

 

[Armstrong]

@Marshmallow : Go give your Mom a kiss...no point being angry at the person that loves you the most ! I've argued with my Mom & I've talked back almost on a weekly basis but shes still the best !

And McDonalds & Outfitters !

What has happened to you kiddo ! A Zinger Mighty & Zaras would be a better choice.