Naswar Corner

[arp2041]

ARPALATICAL- this name sux-

April sounds nice- -

hmm thats even better APRILISTAN

 

[BDforever]

I think you can make GOVERNORS of each territory, give Pakistan territory to @JonAsad

Give BD part to @Imran Khan

Give Iran part to @Hyperion

Give India to me

rest is on you to decide

no @Hyperion for india @JonAsad for Iran
you for Pakistan
rest i will govern

 

[livingdead]

@arp2041.. how does aprilia sound..

 

[arp2041]

no @Hyperion for india @JonAsad for Iran
you for Pakistan
rest i will govern

aur HASEENA kaha jayegi beta??

 

[JonAsad]

hmm thats even better APRILISTAN

or ARPAGEDDON- -

 

[Dubious]

Hi @Mirzay How is you? Me going to lab will talk to you later...

 

[JonAsad]

@arp2041.. how does aprilia sound..

thats sounds so arplish- -

 

[KRAIT]

Usually what starts as a cult ends up being every body committing mass suicide-

Speaking of suicide- @KRAIT is @alpha1cavalier a follower?- -

Me and Suicide ?

Apun marne se pehle bhaag lenge kahin duur. Zindagi kyun kurbaan karo.

 

[BDforever]

secret mission.. btw is dhaka expensive to stay..

honey trap ?

it depends , you can expend all of your money in 5 star hotel , or you can save your money staying in golica hotal , everything is available

 

[livingdead]

Hi @Mirzay How is you? Me going to lab will talk to you later...

sunday ko bhi kaam.. ya you want free internet..

 

[arp2041]

@arp2041.. how does aprilia sound..

Bhai, naamkaran ho chucka hai.........tu jyaada dimag mat laga apna

 

[Dubious]

@Mani2020 @Armstrong

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ***, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité

sunday ko bhi kaam.. ya you want free internet..

@hinduguy

BOTH

BTW, am in office for the free net and will be going to lab for work

 

[BDforever]

aur HASEENA kaha jayegi beta??

Jab mey hu to Haseena ka kia zarurat hey ? i see you have special feelings for that buddha

 

[arp2041]

BTW, apna EMPEROR rofl: ) kidhar hai................

din me 100 bar, HERE COMES THE EMPEROR, BLAME IT ON EMPEROR, PLS. TRUST YOUR EMPEROR, I AM THE EMPEROR, DON'T GO AGAINST THE EMPEROR, etc. karta rahta hai

& where is @seiko ???

 

[SpArK]