Joke

[Twain Shakespeare]

i'll call this joke a PJ(PHATTU JOKE), not only dry and boring but disgusting too, hey fatman sir here goes your thread down don't blame us.

As one who has frequently been beaten for being queer because I liked to read and loathed sports, I found it hilarious. No offense taken.

 

[Twain Shakespeare]

This is the best line ever delivered in Parliament.
In the 1770s, the gambler, libertine, blasphemer and right honorable Lord Sandwich was prosecuting his fellow the gambler, libertine, blasphemer and right honorable MP John Wilkes, the People's champion, in Parliament for sedition and treason. Sandwich,(who was drunk) finished his final speech by saying "In short, I predict that John Wiles will die either on the gallows or of the pox within six months!"
Wilkes, (who was equally drunk) quipped, "That depend's, My Lord, on rather I embrace your morals or your mistress!"

 

[EastWest]

As one who has frequently been beaten for being queer because I liked to read and loathed sports, I found it hilarious. No offense taken.

It s not about..it involved two of india's greatest leaders..i find this attitude by some pakistanis disgusting..this thread had nothing to do with india, but that does not stop them from bad mouthing india or taking pot shots at indian leaders..if now we do the same think to jinnah , we will be promptly banned..

 

[U-571]

well gandhi being queer is a historical fact too, he liked young kids

 

[Burger Boy]

Nehru was a playa .....he slept with Mountbatten's wife.

 

[DarK-LorD]

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

 

[jha]

Jenny was sitting on a beach, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"

"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Jenny persisted, "Do you like gardening?"

The man again looked up from his book, "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Jenny asked, "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Jenny, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Jenny dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

The husband says to his wife "tomorrow is our 30th anniversay, how do you want to celebrate."
wife :i want to go somwhere iv never been before"
husband "try the kitchen"

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

two guys and a girl are sitting at a bar talking about there professions
the first guy says : i'm a YUP .. ya know Young,Urban,Professional
the 2nd guy says : i'm a DINK.. ya know Double Income,No Kids
The Ask the Women, What are you.?
She Replies I am a WIFE ya know WASH IRON Fk ect

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

The True story of Michael Fagan breaking into bucking ham palace and into the Queen's Bedroom has never been told

"Can i give you a Kiss your Majesty?" Michael Fagan Asked the Queen
"No" She Replied Sternly "I'm the Queen of England!!"
"Well how about a little hug then?"He Asked
"No" She Replied "I'm the Queen of England!!"
"Well can i see your tits then?"Asked Fagan
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!", asserted Liz. "I shoud'nt even be wanking you like this!"

 

[W.11]

Wash Iron Fk Etc

 

[S.M.R]

Pakistani Boy:
"Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain,
Aap K Kitne Hain?

American Boy:
"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain"

 

[S.M.R]

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

[Last Hope]

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai .."

Aur unhoon ney meray gallay mein gulab kay haar dal diye

 

[President Camacho]

A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $22,389,630.00 cash".

"WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??"
Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook."