What's with South Asians and poo-piss-fart jokes? is it a thing there?
You will offcourse call it gibberish since you are a south asian/indo-pak outsider. Azeri identity is built around militant Irano-Turkic Shiaism. You as an Indo-pak has no idea of it even though you were conquered by us multiple times. The tribes who gathered in NW Iran and Eastern Anatolia called themselves Qizilbash, they laid waste to Ottomans which resulted in Turkish-Iranian boundary some 500 years ago. These tribes are now called Azeris.
"but oh wait I Azeris have a defence pact with Holy Turkey" LOL
You are a indo-pak fool who was claiming that Russia has nothing to do with Turkey and will not do anything against Turkey and now you have no answer for it when the issue of Russian origin PKK is raised. Obviously, you have no knowledge of the biggest national problem of the Turkish government called PKK. Yes Kurdish separatist PKK, the designated separatist organization, has or is killing the Turkish military more than anyone else has done. It was a Soviet/Russian KGB/FSB operation through the Azeri republic and the Aliyev family (rulers of Baku, I bet you did not know that either). Many of you indo-paks think that there is some holy alliance of Turkey and Azeris going on when in fact both have been staunch enemies Shias and Sunnis historically waging wars against each other. Azeri republic was used against Turkey in Cold war too and still its role is not clarified because it refuses to take action against anti-Turkish elements. PKK is the prime example which Aliyevs in Baku refused to even designate as a terrorist organization for 20+ years despite Istanbul pleading them to do so.
And Why would they ? Azeris and Turkish have a bloodbath history for centuries. You belong to a country which is 60 years old so you think history started just recently.
and Iran leads and defence treaty signed alliance of Iran Russia Iraq and Syria, Hezbollah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia%E2%80%93Syria%E2%80%93Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_coalition
Does that mean in case of conflict Turkey will be surrounded by Russia, Iran, Iraq and Syria, Hezbollah, Greece from four sides, a combined population of some 300+ Million warrior ethnicities who all have at some point occupied Anatolia, and its only ally according to you will be ... get this ... a Shia militant nation of Irano-Turkic blood that historically has been massacring Turkish ? ... Thats some hardcore strategy right there. No wonder India used to get invaded like pulp.
and Iran is a theocracy that can mobilize a million+ shia militant fighters from every country including yours, not as cannon fodders but as defenders of their faith. We showed this strategy in Syria. We have zero problems with mobilizing men but thats not even the point. KSA can do same btw. It's also a theocratic monarch as well.
In case of conflict with Turkey, there will be no men to men since Turkey and Iran can't invade each other through the mountainous ranges. It will be Iranian Missiles+AD+UCAV vs Turkish AF+UCAVs. Missile power of IRGC just can't be matched by Turkey at all. Technically nobody can in the region.
You are a delusional man with no knowledge of History. Ever since Iran turned Shia (early 15th century), it has never ever been occupied by any outsider forces. Prove me wrong?
and 1000 year rule ? lol you are confusing Iran with your own always-conquered Indic genes I think. Out of 2900 years since Medes (ancestors of Kurds, Azeris, NW Persians) found first Iranian empire, Iran has been under foreign Sunni (non-geno clustering group) rule for 128 years of Arabs + 120 years of Ilkhanates = thats 248 years. That is 93 % of free history. Even if I count or Timurid period (Qizilbash were allied with Timurids against Ottomans) then that is still an 85 % independent period stretching across 3 millenias. That is nothing in the history of ~2800 years esp if thick part of those 2800 years were centuries of cross-continental empires of our own in which we ruled from Indus to Libya. Persians had their glorified Millenium, and then Irano-Turkics revived Iran. Your own region was under persian and Irano-turkic rule for centuries.
Lol your own countrymen here post hate filled BS here and you think you can fool us with some shia sunni unity rhymes. Your country has massacred thousands of Shias and you think the shia-sunni rivalry is nothing, wow stop shittin on your own massacred countrymen who were killed because they were shiites.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectarian_violence_in_Pakistan#Shias
Shia Sunni rivalry is as real as it gets which is why the following wars happened.
Syrian war happened
Iraq got fractured
Yemeni Houthis are firing Iran supplied Missiles and drones at Saudis/UAE
Saddam was being paid billions by Persian Gulf sheikhdoms against Shia theocracy Iran
Ottoman vs Safavid, Afshar, Qajar, Zand (Azeri)
Fatimid vs Abbasid
Hashemite vs Ummyaid
HAHAHA funny indo-pak guy, Turkics of Iran are not real chinky midgets of Altai mountains lol. We Iranian Turkoman are genetically as Indo European as Armenians or Greeks or Persians. Azeris in particular are 80-85+ % Medes Aryans who created Iranic empires even before than Persians. Look below and find them, forget Azeris, find Turkish and their genetic proximity to Iranians. There is no real Turkic is West Asia. Its an adapted linguistic identity at best. I do not want to insult Turkish here because of some rando Indo-pak false flaggers but Turkish identity is not really Turkic. I like them, we are neighbors and have a shared blood history but reality cant be changed. So this fetish of some Altaic Turkic with chinky eyes ruling Iran and Turkey are just fetishes of outsiders with ZERO scientific evidence. The Turkic genetics in west Asia has always been local which is why people supported them otherwise populations would have revolted in both Iranic plateau and Anatolia against foreigners but that did not happen.
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Here is another academic and ground reality for you. IRGC has ~HGV arsenal that comes down dancing on an MaRV at 4-5 Mach carrying cluster munitions. It cant be intercepted by AD (Turkish do not even have AD). As soon as the conflict starts IRGC will turn few Turkish ABs to rubble. There you go the Turkish attack arm is gone. Forget Russia they cant deal with us.
Again the south asian man has no idea what is he talking about West Asian politics.
Turkey attacked Kurdish YPG in Syria which is a separatist Kurdish group that would have caused a fracture in Syria, connecting the autonomous Kurdish region under YPG with Iraqi Kurdistan and hence seeds of Kurdish separatism would have reached Turkey and Iran which resulted into Turkish incursion and Iran turned a blind eye towards the operation. It suited Iran as it suited Iraq and Syria. Nobody wants Kurdish separatist state in the heart of West Asia. Had Iran been against this Turkish action we would have armed the YPG to teeth with Ballistic and Cruise missiles, AD batteries, SAMS, ATMs, and Loitering drones like what we did with Houthis or Hezbollah. Our Qiam-I is Houthis Burkan, our Ya-Ali CM is their Quds-I ... list goes on. But nothing of that sort happened because it suited Iran, Syria, Iraq wherever Kurds live. Even Assad just did not do much in favor of YPG and why would he ? they wanted his country fractured.
So tell us online General from Indic planes, how would Turkey respond when within 20 mins all its bases will become rubble by IRGC fired LACM,MaRVs, HGV. You want me to guide you to the names of missiles, UCAVs and their capabilities as noted by western authors that will unleash hell on turkish bases ?
This is what we did to American bases that cracked heads of their ~150 soldiers stationed there and entire base dysfunction. If there would have been some 2-3 squadrons of aircrafts parked they would have turned to rusty rubble too. So what would Turkish do please tell us ?
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