Iranian Chill Thread

[xenon54 out]

difficult question, it depends if you can actualy do that task, and seeeing your innocense i doubt you can do it,

How do you know im innocent?

and second it depends what your intention is, and if you do that, i will blow you up cuz i am an extremeist Mullah

lol

 

[Jf Thunder]

How do you know im innocent?

lol

i can tell from your way of talking, arguing and the topics on which you post, you do not know, but i stalk you ALOT, i know you more that your parents ever knew you

 

[xenon54 out]

i can tell from your way of talking, arguing and the topics on which you post, you do not know, but i stalk you ALOT, i know you more that your parents ever knew you

This is getting creepy.

 

[Jf Thunder]

This is getting creepy.

how so?

 

[xenon54 out]

how so?

Well, having a stalker is not really confortable for someone.

 

[Jf Thunder]

Well, having a stalker is not really confortable for someone.

i would find it extremely comfortable

 

[mohsen]

علی الکورانی در صفحه214 کتاب عصر ظهور خود به نقل از بحار می‌نویسد:

"روزى اشعث بن قيس از ميان صفوف جماعت گذشت تا خود را به نزديكى اميرمؤمنان علیه‌السلام رساند، بعد رو به آن بزرگوار كرده و گفت: اى اميرمؤمنان اين سرخ‌رويان (ايرانيان) كه اطراف شما را گرفته و نزديك شما نشسته‌اند بر ما چيره شده‌اند. در اين لحظه كه حضرت كاملاً سكوت فرموده و سرش را به زير افكنده و با پاى خود آرام به منبر مى‌كوبيد (يعنى اشعث چه گفتى) ناگهان صعصعة بن صوحان كه يكى از ياران باوفاى حضرت بود گفت: ما را با اشعث چكار! امروز امير مؤمنان (ع) دربارۀ اعراب مطالبى را مى‌فرمايد كه هميشه بر سر زبان‌ها خواهد ماند و فراموش نمى‌گردد، سپس حضرت پس از درنگى اندك، سر را بالا گرفته و فرمود: كداميك از اين شكم‌پرستان بى‌شخصيت مرا معذور مى‌دارد و حكم به انصاف مى‌كند، كه برخى از آنها مانند الاغ در رختخواب خود مى‌غلطد و ديگران را از پند آموختن محروم مى‌سازد! آيا مرا امر مى‌كنى آنان (ايرانيان) را طرد كنم، هرگز طرد نخواهم كرد. چون در اين صورت از زمرۀ جاهلان خواهم بود؛ امّا "سوگند به خدايى كه دانه را شكافت و موجودات زنده را آفريد، ایرانیان شما (اعراب) را براى اينكه به آئين اسلام برگرديد سركوب مى‌كنند آنگونه كه شما در اوائل، آنان (ايرانيان) [را] مى‌زديد تا داخل در دين اسلام شوند
بحارالانوار/ج 60/ص216.

 

[xenon54 out]

i would find it extremely comfortable

Depends on the Person, i would find i confortable if it was a cute girl, but you say your a mullah whos going to blow me up.

 

[Jf Thunder]

Depends on the Person, i would find i confortable if it was a cute girl, but you say your a mullah whos going to blow me up.

blowing up mullah and a cute girl are not that far apart, we blow you to bits, while the latter blows your heart to bits

 

[xenon54 out]

blowing up mullah and a cute girl are not that far apart, we blow you to bits, while the latter blows your heart to bits

Well, its somehow true, but i prefer my heart to be blowed up which can be fixed by another girl than beein blowed up in pieces by a Mullah.

 

[New]

I don't know why, but this thread is lot more interesting these days?
Dear @SOHEIL & dear @Ostad please keep up the good work here.

 

[rmi5]

much wow, why u ruin my innocence by posting pictures of females smoking cigarettes lol, WTH AM I SAYING?

and btw, nothing wrong with cigarettes, no?

Man, have you ever heard of Morality police in Iran? you are doing the same job in the forum.
BTW, I don't like cigarettes, but what is the problem if a women wants to smoke?
Anyway, Hazal Kaya is so cute, with or without smoking. Am I right @Armstrong ?!!!

 

[haman10]

someone wanted to hack my computer and acquire my ip somehow . he was dumped by my antivirus

 

[Ahriman]

someone wanted to hack my computer and acquire my ip somehow . he was dumped by my antivirus

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You are probably using Bitorrent

 

[xenon54 out]

someone wanted to hack my computer and acquire my ip somehow . he was dumped by my antivirus

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Or your Antivirus is pretending to be working.