Iranian Chill Thread

[kollang]

@Ostad
Wassup?

@haman10 206,sefid ya gilasi?kodumesh qashang tare

 

[rahi2357]

@WebMaster dude, come on. more than one month for just posting a link?

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Guys ! this song is for @Abii (blue )

blue christmas without you - elvis presley

 

[haman10]

206,sefid ya gilasi?kodumesh qashang tare

Sefid behtare be nazaram , albate taghriban 90% 206 ha sefidan .

bastegi dare doost dashte bashi rang mashinet taghriban tak bashe ya na .

i can use some pills right now

as an expert , i recommend muscle relaxers

works most of the time , you should just wait for it to kick in

blue christmas without you - elvis presley

wow , he is not missed that much

@Abii go to hell while you are at it will you

JK

 

[kollang]

@haman10
Narahati az dastam?nakone goftam ampul zan az dastam narahat shodi?bikhiyal.... Aslan man lampi....khub shod?
Lol

 

[haman10]

@haman10
Narahati az dastam?nakone goftam ampul zan az dastam narahat shodi?bikhiyal.... Aslan man lampi....khub shod?
Lol

narahat ? man ?

to azize del maee

azizam , age man ba een chiza az daste kesi narahat mishodam , bayad kollan ba khoonevadam cut mikardam

mano kollan ampul zan seda mikonan

ma shoma ru 1000000 ta doost darim kollang jan

 

[kollang]

narahat ? man ?

to azize del maee

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azizam , age man ba een chiza az daste kesi narahat mishodam , bayad kollan ba khoonevadam cut mikardam

mano kollan ampul zan seda mikonan

ma shoma ru 1000000 ta doost darim kollang jan

Jigareto

 

[Serpentine]

@haman10
Narahati az dastam?nakone goftam ampul zan az dastam narahat shodi?bikhiyal.... Aslan man lampi....khub shod?
Lol

Barghie kontor nevis!! amu lampi! agha man lampe otagham sukhte chetori avazesh konam? dar avaz har mavadi ke khasti midam behet beri faza.
just jk bro.

@haman10

didam shoma ro bi nasib bezaram namardie. amu ampool zan, tazrighi, agha in hame dars vasi inke ye suzan bokoni tu basane mardom? arzeshesh ro dare khodaie?

 

[kollang]

Barghie kontor nevis!! amu lampi! agha man lampe otagham sukhte chetori avazesh konam? dar avaz har mavadi ke khasti midam behet beri faza.
just jk bro.

@haman10

didam shoma ro bi nasib bezaram namardie. amu ampool zan, tazrighi, agha in hame dars vasi inke ye suzan bokoni tu basane mardom? arzeshesh ro dare khodaie?

@haman10
In baradar chi zade?engar darsaye mavado khub nakhunde.ye chi barash tajviz kon.negaranesham.

Joke be kenar.mavvad kollan rikhte gariye (karbordesh to iran) va ma uno to 4 jalase dar kargah omumi yad gereftim.lol

 

[haman10]

didam shoma ro bi nasib bezaram namardie. amu ampool zan, tazrighi, agha in hame dars vasi inke ye suzan bokoni tu basane mardom? arzeshesh ro dare khodaie?

dadash golam , azize delam :

shoma hamin ke behet began sharifi kafite tohin balatar az een nist be nazar man

JK

Jigareto

fada mada

 

[Serpentine]

@haman10
In baradar chi zade?engar darsaye mavado khub nakhunde.ye chi barash tajviz kon.negaranesham.

Joke be kenar.mavvad kollan rikhte gariye (karbordesh to iran) va ma uno to 4 jalase dar kargah omumi yad gereftim.lol

lol, ki be shoma gofte mavad faghat rikhte garie? harki gofte sare karet gozashte dadash. mavad yeki az gostarde tarin reshtehaiemohandesi va olum paie hast dar hadi ke har kodum az geraiesh haie arshadesh ke 9 ta hastan, khodeshun mitunan be chand reshte dg taghsim beshan. albate tabiee hast ino begi chon shoma varedesh nashodi ke bebini. manam jeddan dar morede reshtehaie dg nazar nemidam ta ye vaght bi ensafi nashe, inaie ke migim shukhie.

heif hosele nadaram type konam, vali chan ta az karbord haie hi tec mavad ro age migoftam shaiad nazaret avaz mishod. vali shaiad baraie moghadame, sakhte turbin haie azime gazi, turbin haie jet ke chandin sale talash kardim besazim va belakhare tunestim ba badbakhti dakhele Iran besazim, super aliaj ha va.... Asan chera rahe dur berim? Yeki az basic tarin karbordhash sakhte badaneie hamin pahpad hast, va badaneie jet, helicopter va... pushesh haie jazebe radar, nanocomposite ha, solar cell ha, quantom dot ha (ke shaiad dar ayande yek enghelabi dar zamineie safe namaiesh ha be vojud biaran), sakhte abar resanaha, sakhte daghigh tarin sensor ha ba estefade az padideie Isoelectric, nano mavad ke aslan fekr nemikonam niazi be tozih dashte bashe, sakhte implant haie sazgar ba badan, sakhte sazehaie mostahkam, fibre carbon, felezate zang nazan va moghavem dar barabare khordegi, jushkari ke asan khodesh ye donyaie, shekl dehi felezat, sakhte ghataate damaie bala, aliaj haie hafeze dar, va 1000 ta chiz dg to zehnam hast ke vaghean hesesh nist benevisam, vali onghad ziad hast ke shoma be har vasilei atrafet negah koni, be ehtemale ziad ye rabti be mavad dare.


ensafan mavad yeki az gostarde tarin reshteha hast, vali har reshtei ghataan dar jaie khodesh ahamiat dare va in shukhiaie ke ma mikonim faghat vase tafrih va baazan tahghrie saiere reshtehast.

 

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mavad yeki az gostarde tarin reshtehaiemohandesi va olum paie hast

na baba !!

azizam , age man ba een chiza az daste kesi narahat mishodam , bayad kollan ba khoonevadam cut mikardam

be khatere hamine ke dooset darim, karim poost kolofti


just kidding guys.

 

[haman10]

ina hame be kenar ....

kelas kar pezeshka aslan kheyli balatare

doctor koja , mohandes koja ta hala shenidi began mashin male yek khanoom mohandes boode va bahash ta office mirafte bar migashte ? na nashnidin .

be khatere hamine ke dooset darim, karim poost kolofti

mekhsi dadash

 

[kollang]

lol, ki be shoma gofte mavad faghat rikhte garie? harki gofte sare karet gozashte dadash. mavad yeki az gostarde tarin reshtehaiemohandesi va olum paie hast dar hadi ke har kodum az geraiesh haie arshadesh ke 9 ta hastan, khodeshun mitunan be chand reshte dg taghsim beshan. albate tabiee hast ino begi chon shoma varedesh nashodi ke bebini. manam jeddan dar morede reshtehaie dg nazar nemidam ta ye vaght bi ensafi nashe, inaie ke migim shukhie.

heif hosele nadaram type konam, vali chan ta az karbord haie hi tec mavad ro age migoftam shaiad nazaret avaz mishod. vali shaiad baraie moghadame, sakhte turbin haie azime gazi, turbin haie jet ke chandin sale talash kardim besazim va belakhare tunestim ba badbakhti dakhele Iran besazim, super aliaj ha va.... Asan chera rahe dur berim? Yeki az basic tarin karbordhash sakhte badaneie hamin pahpad hast, va badaneie jet, helicopter va... pushesh haie jazebe radar, nanocomposite ha, solar cell ha, quantom dot ha (ke shaiad dar ayande yek enghelabi dar zamineie safe namaiesh ha be vojud biaran), sakhte abar resanaha, sakhte daghigh tarin sensor ha ba estefade az padideie Isoelectric, nano mavad ke aslan fekr nemikonam niazi be tozih dashte bashe, sakhte implant haie sazgar ba badan, sakhte sazehaie mostahkam, fibre carbon, felezate zang nazan va moghavem dar barabare khordegi, jushkari ke asan khodesh ye donyaie, shekl dehi felezat, sakhte ghataate damaie bala, aliaj haie hafeze dar, va 1000 ta chiz dg to zehnam hast ke vaghean hesesh nist benevisam, vali onghad ziad hast ke shoma be har vasilei atrafet negah koni, be ehtemale ziad ye rabti be mavad dare.


ensafan mavad yeki az gostarde tarin reshteha hast, vali har reshtei ghataan dar jaie khodesh ahamiat dare va in shukhiaie ke ma mikonim faghat vase tafrih va baazan tahghie saiere reshtehast.

Jesarat kardam serpi jan....

Man khodam ham be mavad kheyli alaghe daram.va beyne barghe inja va mavadde amir kabir do del budam.be har hal inja ro entekhab kardam.

Ma kollan to khabgah bikar ke mishim(yani vaghti ke mashgule varagh bazi, tamashaye seryal va film,counter va qeyre ) az in shero vera be ham raddo badal mikonim.

Hich reshte i ham be endaze "marremate bana haye tarikhi" va mohandesiye faza haye sabz(gerayeshe park) maskhare nemikonim.

 

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ina hame be kenar ....

kelas kar pezeshka aslan kheyli balatare

doctor koja , mohandes koja ta hala shenidi began mashin male yek khanoom mohandes boode va bahash ta office mirafte bar migashte ? na nashnidin .


mekhsi dadash

boro haman boro, shabe jome ee nazar beinemoun shekar ab beshe dadash.

nazar begam har mohandesi age 3 4 sal darsesho edame bede doktor mishe vali shoma doktora age 3000 sal ham dars bekhounid nemitoonid ye mohandes beshid



ps: albate dandoun pezeshka masalashoun fargh mikone oona ye kelase kari dige ee daran, besyar fakher



divide and rule

 

[atatwolf]

Who wants to see how Hazzy looks like?