Rowdy neighbours
Your cats destroyed my flowerpots. I'll unleash my dogs on them.
It were your own dogs who did it. I don't even have cats.
I have evidence.
Show me.
I will. Soon.
You are lying.
No, you are lying. Your cats have done this before.
They are wild cats. I don't own them.
I have evidence.
Show me.
I will. Soon.
How soon?
Soon. But till then my dogs will devour your cats.
Oh, yea?
Yea.
Well, I have dogs too. And they are bigger than yours.
Oh, yea?
Yea.
They are no bigger than your cats.
What cats, fool?
I have evidence.
Where?
In my house.
Show me.
I will. But till then, I will not stop my dogs from devouring your cats.
By then my dogs would have had your dogs for breakfast.
Ha! My dogs have already had some of your cats for lunch.
Must be an imaginary lunch then. Because I don't have cats.
Lier. Everyone in my house saw them. They also saw my dogs eat your cats.
Evidence?
Look inside my house. Everyone is dancing. Isn't that evidence?
How is that evidence?
They are happy and are celebrating.
So? That's because they believed your lies.
Stop being in denial.
Stop making up stories.
Oh, yea?
Yea.
The whole neighbourhood knows about your cats.
The whole neighbourhood knows that if it does not agree with you, you will attack them with your dogs.
My dogs only attack your dogs.
Your dogs are busy chasing imaginary cats.
Oh, yea?
Yea.
Have some shame. Some of your relatives are in my house. I will now throw them out.
Because of some imaginary cats?
They are real. And you know it.
Evidence?
Why should I give you evidence?
Okay, then I'll give the people in your house evidence that I do not own any cats.
They'll never believe you.
Oh, so they also like having imaginary lunches.
Deny, deny, deny.
Lie, lie, lie.
Oh, yea?
Yea.
You also have one of my dogs. He crossed over to your side by mistake. I want him back.
It was a mouse.
It was still bigger than your dog.
A mouse is a mouse is a mouse.
Give it back, or my dogs will attack your cats again.
You mean, your dogs will attack your flowerpots again.
Your cats did that. Cats, cats, cats.
If I had cats they would have eaten your mouse.
It's a dog.
It's a mouse. Mouse, mouse, mouse.
Oh, yea.
Yea.
Cat terrorist!
Lying mouse!
I will stop my kids from playing cricket with your kids.
That's because you are scared they'll lose.
Ha! Your kids keep losing to my kids.
In your backyard. Come play in my backyard.
Never. Not until you get rid of your cats.
They are wild cats. I don't own them. Who told you they are mine?
I have evidence.
Show me.
Okay, then. Here!
WTF is this?
Evidence!
That's a pigeon!
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