If you could get away with one crime, what would it be?

[Leader]

Thats not for flu thats for allergy. and its of Rs5 one blister having 10 tablets

BTW main apny dog ko doodh main dal k deti hon ussko garmion main kharish nahi lagti phir

Yes and flu kay liye bhi use hoti hai.. flu is caused by allergy from dust etc... Lahore is expensive

for dog, you better consult a veterinary doctor..

 

[halupridol]

ok 10 pages,,,,i am dissapointed with my baniya bros....
y no anser like dis?
leader-if u cud get away with one crime what wud it be?
hindoo baniya- nuke Pakistan

 

[Leader]

Actually I like your idea of stealing somebody's car.
Find a house with Lambhorgini and then I would join you in stealing it.


Didnt know your wish came so close to mine

you want to make a scene... I just want to stole and have fun, not the whole dubai police after me

 

[PurpleButcher]

I would like to spend some time alone with my manager's wife. I am not that kind of person, but God she's damn hot..

What if your manager was a member of this forum

 

[-SINAN-]

You can't drive that fast in UK. I mean you could and get lucky and not get caught. The chances of getting away is less as there are more and more cameras being installed in UK.



70mph is considered very fast here.

It'a also illegal in Turkey too, but fvck the police

 

[Levina]

you want to make a scene... I just want to stole and have fun, not the whole dubai police after me

I also dont want the dubai police coming after me.
And even if they do then I want the risk to be worthwhile, ergo I want it to be a lamborghini. I dont want to steal aera-gera cars.

 

[Zarvan]

@Zarvan would like to hear your thoughts.

We'll on funny side stealing billions and having an easy life or finishing lot of neighbours I mean Indians in one big shot

 

[Leader]

I also dont want the dubai police coming after me.
And even if they do then I want the risk to be worthwhile, ergo I want it to be a lamborghini. I dont want to steal aera-gera cars.

the more the care is cool, the more the risk.. let it be a simple car, whose engine dont seize or doors get locked automatically, or one which is being tracked... the more the simple car, the more the fun... can even smash in a wall in the end.. just for fun, remember, the prime objective !

 

[Arsalan]

extra marital affairs

Now you are my kind of man!

Not really,
May be he is just married!

I would like to spend some time alone with my manager's wife. I am not that kind of person, but God she's damn hot..

ooy sharam kro, kuen roza krab kr rahay ho

Wasay by the way, what was you office again, may be i can get to know your manager

 

[Arsalan]

Covering Buttsy in honey, sticking him into a gigantic ant hill, prior to all of this designing an ant control and behavioral modification device which drives said ants towards almost human like sadism (or as I was telling Buttsy, making them want to play with their food). After that, recline on a hammock conveniently placed so that I may appreciate the fruits of my labor, with a chilled beer and some munchies. Once the deed is done and over with and I have satiated my almost vicarious proclivities I'll dance a mazurka over Buttsy's mutilated form.

@Armstrong @Hyperion @RAMPAGE @Manticore @Oscar

all that could not be ONE CRIME!

 

[Ahmed Jo]

rob a bank.

 

[Ayush]

wanna steal a Lambo..

 

[Levina]

the more the care is cool, the more the risk.. let it be a simple car, whose engine dont seize or doors get locked automatically, or one which is being tracked... the more the simple car, the more the fun... can even smash in a wall in the end.. just for fun, remember, the prime objective !

Mini cooper or a beetle???
What say???

wanna steal a Lambo..

Yelooo!!!!
@Leader take him in the gang....he also wants to steal a Lamborghini

he probably wud

Who re?

 

[halupridol]

Who re?

zaarvan

 

[Levina]

zaarvan

No no nooohhh
@Zarvan bhai would never behead a hindu.
Will you zarvan bhai???