If you could get away with one crime, what would it be?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I would post pictures of beautiful girls in each thread

@WebMaster @Manticore @Aeronaut @Jungibaaz Is today the day to get away with one crime

 

[jamahir]

I would post pictures of beautiful girls in each thread

please do. but no thin or muscular ones please. eesh.

every selection of yours should be those like nigella lawson, huma qureshi, sonakshi sinha, scarlett johannson ( in film "scoop" )... aap samajh rahe hain na meri baat??

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

Man are you trying to get me banned by admins and mods?

please do. but no thin or muscular ones please. eesh.
every selection of yours should be those like nigella lawson, huma qureshi, sonakshi sinha, scarlett johannson ( in film "scoop" )... aap samajh rahe hain na meri baat??

 

[jamahir]

Man you trying to get me banned by admins and mods?

indeedy so. it is part of a socialist grand plan... to take over pdf by getting other males banned... and use pdf in to promote world socialism and also support my "love jihad" in india.

since you may not know what "love jihad" means, it is the accusation ( actually an honor ) by hindu fanatics in india, who say that certain good-looking muslim men in india... such as myself... are funded and expertly trained by terrorists groups to entice and entrap innocent hindu ladies and lead them away from bharatiya sanskriti.... ummm, love jihad...

so sir, for the good of humanity, please post nice nice pictures of those aforementioned ladies, and be banned.

though i wonder, what kind of pictures would zarvan and mujhaidind post... because only they can see the "inner beauty" within a burqa

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

indeedy so. it is part of a socialist grand plan... to take over pdf by getting other males banned... and use pdf in to promote world socialism and also support my "love jihad" in india.
since you may not know what "love jihad" means, it is the accusation ( actually an honor ) by hindu fanatics in india, who say that certain good-looking muslim men in india ( such as myself ) are funded and expertly trained by terrorists groups to entice and entrap innocent hindu ladies and lead them away from bharatiya sanskriti.... ummm, love jihad...
so sir, for the good of humanity, please post nice nice pictures of those aforementioned ladies, and be banned.
though i wonder, what kind of pictures would zarvan and mujhaid post... because only they know the "inner beauty" within a burqa

 

[Imran Khan]

i will use 200 nukes on earth

 

[jamahir]

kya hua huzoor?? sherlock ghussa kyon hain??

i will use 200 nukes on earth

special nukes, yes?? those that don't kill ladies, real sensible men, cats, birds, prey for cats, prey for birds, honey bees... and so on. selective eradication.

 

[PurpleButcher]

please do. but no thin or muscular ones please. eesh.
every selection of yours should be those like nigella lawson, huma qureshi, sonakshi sinha, scarlett johannson ( in film "scoop" )... aap samajh rahe hain na meri baat??

sonakshi is not muscular ???? ... get your eyes checked... she is saima gee indian version

 

[jamahir]

sonakshi is not muscular ???? ... get your eyes checked... she is saima gee indian version

tauba tauba. your statement has put me in shock.

you say that sonakshi is "muscular" and saima ( the dancer?? ) is "muscular"... are they any different to nigella lawson and scarlett johannson ( original version )?? they are how ladies should look like.

i don't want to spoil the early morning, so you will have to volunteer for the the brave act of googling for pictures of bipasha basu posing for her fitness videos, and for other disgusting bodies like martina navratilova and madonna. then you will see what "msucular" is... flat belly, patali kamar, hard upper body, thin legs, hard arms... yuck, yuck... eesh.

i think you need to check what dictionary you keep.

 

[Mugwop]

Yea I was just looking for him cant remember his name

@rmi5 @T-123456 what crimes you mates wanna get away with?

@WebMaster ? @Marshmallow @ZYXW @Mirzay I know you prob wanna kill webby @Durrak prob same @Mugwop

I did get away with alot of things so can't think of any

 

[Levina]

just watched need for speed 2014. I have changed my mind..you are out of the plan....I will steal some super car, probably a ford mustang with some gal and participate in an illegal race...yes thats what I am gonna do...

I was watching it on my flight to India but could hardly watch the first 20mins of it, there wasnt enough time left to complete the movie. I watched the matrix first.
Sooo I guess I'll have to steal a Lamborghini without your help.
You ditched me.

They also have cameras in Turkey but i have memorized their locations...

That said i had 3 tickets for speeding last year.

Each time I risked driving fast a camera would flash and my heart would stop pumping.
But fortunately it was never my car.
Here 3 tickes might earn me black points and also a license confiscation.

 

[Salahadin]

Be invisible for a month

 

[Leader]

I was watching it on my flight to India but could hardly watch the first 20mins of it, there wasnt enough time left to complete the movie. I watched the matrix first.
Sooo I guess I'll have to steal a Lamborghini without your help.
You ditched me.

well, its a good movie.. should watch if you find time.. like 2 hours

hope you are having fun time back in home with family and friends

 

[Mav3rick]

I would invite all the politicians, bureaucrats, lawyers, anchors, judiciary and all the suicide bombers for a peace conference......and then blow them all up.

The peace conference will achieve a lasting peace

 

[Luftwaffe]

I did get away with alot of things so can't think of any

You watched FTV midnight secretly...