I ate 2 anda parathas with mint chutney 5 times a week

[jamahir]

What is American about stars?

Usually such, big anti-subtlety drawings are American. Like their stereotypical loudmouths and their shorts and t-shirts.

 

[iamnobody]

govt provided, lotsa undercovers there.

we have to keep an eye on both extremes.

No sh1t.

True Hinduwadis who criticize Maulana Modi and Mullah Yogi get thrown in jail.

Man, atleast this jamahir is not a puppet or a blind worshipper of some organization.

You just worship the Modi led Indian state

 

[Paitoo]

Usually such, big anti-subtlety drawings are American. Like their stereotypical loudmouths and their shorts and t-shirts.

They are stars on a Jeep not on a mobile phone cover. They have to be a certain size to be visible. Otherwise one might as well not paint it. Shorts and T-shirts are the best clothing. I recommend we make it the national dress of India. It is ideal for our weather. I wear it daily. Sometimes I dispense with the T-shirt also. Instead of people wearing stupid 10 kilo jeans and suits we should encourage this.

I am ok with lungi too and wear it sometimes. I still haven't figured out how to keep it fastened though.

 

[-=virus=-]

and their shorts and t-shirts.

wah ji, shorts and t-shirts se bhi problem hai ab.

what do you wear, a red jubba with hammer and sickle print ?

I am ok with lungi too and wear it sometimes. I still haven't figured out how to keep it fastened though.

kisi darzee se elastic band silwa le

 

[Paitoo]

kisi darzee se elastic band silwa le

Try kiya. Koyi nahi sil raha. Market mein bhi dhoondha. Nahi mila

 

[-=virus=-]

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anyway, thread offtopic jaa ra hai

@jamahir .. do you like shakshuka ?

I think I'll make tomorrow, and post a pic if it turns out good.

Try kiya. Koyi nahi sil raha. Market mein bhi dhoondha. Nahi mila

velcro silwa le, ho jayega bro.. ask wifey to find out a good darzi.

this is an easy enough problem to fix..

and je dekho.. all it took was a google search

White Jari Velcro Lungi With Pocket For Festivals And Celebration

IGJ Global Apparel Company - Offering White Jari Velcro Lungi With Pocket For Festivals And Celebration, Printed Lungi at Rs 240/piece in Ahmedabad, Gujarat. Get contact number of verified dealers of Velcro Lungi | ID: 25641447030

www.indiamart.com

 

[Paitoo]

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That looks so friggin gay

Asli lungi asli hoti hai

 

[-=virus=-]

That looks so friggin gay

Asli lungi asli hoti hai

this more your style ?

^I'll bet he eats eggs 5 times a week too

 

[Paitoo]

this more your style ?

^I'll bet he eats eggs 5 times a week too

Yeh hui na baat. Yes, foldable above knee level so that you can whip out the essentials when needed or climb on to a motorbike

 

[-=virus=-]

desi anda bhurji:

Anda Bhurji (Spicy Indian Scrambled Eggs) Recipe

Tomatoes, onion, and fragrant spices transform plain scrambled eggs into a wonderfully flavorful meal in a matter of minutes.

www.seriouseats.com

Angrezon ka iscrambled egg:

ours is better !

 

[villageidiot]

kisi darzee se elastic band silwa le

I feel outed

 

[-=virus=-]

I feel outed

no, man

legit hai

trad gaanth band ke tuck kar lo are a bit dicey.. kabhi khul gayi to embarrassment waala scene jo jaings

 

[villageidiot]

whip out the essentials

Sir, you have a way with words. It's a gift.

no, man

legit hai

trad gaanth band ke tuck kar lo are a bit dicey.. kabhi khul gayi to embarrassment waala scene jo jaings

I am pro-elastic. Let's end it here. Is se aage baat ki to dhoti khul jaani he, literally. Embarrassing stuff.

Let's move on to the next topic. I've tagged you in a chicks thread.

 

[Paitoo]

Sir, you have a way with words. It's a gift.

Thank you. It comes with age also. You are yourself very good with words for your age. When I was your age I couldn't write half as well.

 

[-=virus=-]

Sir, you have a way with words. It's a gift.

He does, @Paitoo pehelwaan schooled in the art of writing hai I think.

Inka ek blog bhi hai... @Paitoo quickly share kar ke delete kar dio if privacy concerns you much, I didn't save the link that one time you shared it.