Hyper-nationalist Indian media embarrassing India globally

[Joe Shearer]

Rahul Shivshankar
Navika Kumar aka Naeka Kumar
Padmja Joshi
etc. etc.


"Her shaakh pay ullu baetha hae, anjaam e gulistaan keya ho ga"

True!

<sigh>

But, in any case, these people are entertaining, you must admit. Not a bad replacement for Bollywood.

Would you like them? We can pay you a lakh or two - oh heck! let's make it a round five - for each monkey you take.

 

[Paitoo]

But, in any case, these people are entertaining, you must admit. Not a bad replacement for Bollywood.

Hum bohat entertain ho chukay hain. Itni khushi bardaasht nahin hoti

 

[SIPRA]

Hum bohat entertain ho chukay hain. Itni khushi bardaasht nahin hoti

But we must admit that all of these persons are very eloquent, very articulate and have an excellent command on communication.

Would you like them? We can pay you a lakh or two - oh heck! let's make it a round five - for each monkey you take.

Sorry Sir: We are more than self sufficient in this commodity. We are ourselves thinking of exporting them, if we can find some suitable buyer.

Sir Jee: Ziyaada tension na liya karain. Not good for your health.

Stay safe and healthy.

 

[Paitoo]

But we must admit that all of these persons are very eloquent, very articulate and have an excellent command on communication.

That is precisely the problem. Chutiye log motor mouth hain aur seedhay logon ke mooh pe taala parh gaya hai

 

[Wood]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1499298691156705282

You do understand that we lead the world in this respect? You understand you are about forty years behind?

That any time we want, we can scumbag you off the face of the earth?

BE AFRAID.

BE VERY AFRAID.

OMG! This is so cringy!

I think this host must be registered in PDF

 

[SIPRA]

That is precisely the problem. Chutiye log motor mouth hain aur seedhay logon ke mooh pe taala parh gaya hai

"Hum barhay naaz say aaye thay tairi mehfil main
Keya khabar thi, lab e izhaar pay taalay hon gay"

 

[Paitoo]

"Hum barhay naaz say aaye thay tairi mehfil main
Keya khabar thi, lab e izhaar pay taalay hon gay"

Issi liye buzurgo ne kahan hai:

Taangay utni hi failao jitni ho chaadar,
Nahin to padenge mehfil mein aaloo aur tamaatar

 

[Joe Shearer]

Issi liye buzurgo ne kahan hai:

Taangay utni hi failao jitni ho chaadar,
Nahin to padenge mehfil mein aaloo aur tamaatar

I'm telling you, we need to record Sipra's couplets.

But we must admit that all of these persons are very eloquent, very articulate and have an excellent command on communication.



Sorry Sir: We are more than self sufficient in this commodity. We are ourselves thinking of exporting them, if we can find some suitable buyer.

Sir Jee: Ziyaada tension na liya karain. Not good for your health.

Stay safe and healthy.

Huzoor, agar inhe aap log le lete, to tension kis cheez ki hoti?

 

[PradoTLC]

Another one from Maldives
"India is a brother but China like long-lost cousin who is willing to help: Maldives envoy"
This was more brutal NGL with emphasis on hughlited part

i have another.... for Pakistan India is also a brother...but a brother who fucks all his sisters of smaller SAARC countries ie Sri lanka, BD, Nepal, Butan...


That is why in Pakistan we call India Ban Chode.

 

[SIPRA]

I'm telling you, we need to record Sipra's couplets.

Just a clarification. I am not a poet. The couplets, I quote, are of other poets

 

[SIPRA]

Nahin to padenge mehfil mein aaloo aur tamaatar

Agar aaloo aur tamaataron kay sath sath kuchh andday bhi parh jaayain; tau dinner ka masalaa tau hull he samjhain.

 

[Menace2Society]

Omg wtf did I just watch

He's got a point though despite the error.

This conflict has been a huge reality check for every ethnic nation.

 

[satyamev]

people here are missing the point. The audience is not just the 2 guests but the whole world watching tv.
The anchor articulated Indian thoughts very clearly. We have no love for the western countries

 

[Faqirze]

I like Arnab Goswami, he knows how to make a fool out of a nation of 1 billion people and enjoys every moment of it. He seems like a pretty cool guy behind the scenes.

 

[Joe Shearer]

But we must admit that all of these persons are very eloquent, very articulate and have an excellent command on communication.



Sorry Sir: We are more than self sufficient in this commodity. We are ourselves thinking of exporting them, if we can find some suitable buyer.

Sir Jee: Ziyaada tension na liya karain. Not good for your health.

Stay safe and healthy.

Huzoor, agar inhe aap log le lete, to tension kis cheez ki hoti?

Just a clarification. I am not a poet. The couplets, I quote, are of other poets

Sure, but I get to hear a lot that I would not, otherwise.