How to Identify different Citizens of India/ Pakistan

[sms]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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more to come soon... appreciate to get more from our Pakistani friends

 

[shiningindia]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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more to come soon... appreciate to get more from our Pakistani friends

 

[Kompromat]

hahhahahaha hilarious

 

[IndianArmy]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, And Asks "Which road should I take to easily reach that place" and Walks away, then you are In Kerala

 

[IndianArmy]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, and Puts a chair and sits with Some popcorns In his hand, then "welcome to karnataka"

 

[pak-marine]

sure is funny ... lol

 

[IndianArmy]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and joins the fight Blindly and Calls another 10 to assist him , then consider you havent lost your way"You are still in Tamilnadu"

 

[jagjitnatt]

Two guys are fighting and 20 people come along, start pumping both people. Both people call 50 friends each, abuses and some more abuses for hours. In the end they compromise.

That's urban Punjab.

Two guys are fighting, one blows the other person's head off.

That's rural Punjab.

 

[IndianArmy]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and calls police, and If the Police arrives way after the fight is over and arrests the 3rd person, then yes Andra pradesh you are at the right place to spend your vacation..

 

[IndianArmy]

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and Spits his Tobacco adjacent to them and goes un noticed ,then You are non other than in Bihar...

 

[jagjitnatt]

Two people never fight.

That's definitely Gujarat.

 

[harish]

Two guys are fighting. On the dot at 2 p.m., mid punch, they shut shop for their afternoon siesta, resuming hostilities at 4 p.m. Welcome to Pune.

 

[Jazzbot]

Two guyz are fighting, and two guys come and place bet who will win, then you are of course in Karachi..

 

[duhastmish]

two guys having a fight but they keep telling each other you dont know me without touching each other !

welcome to Mumbai !!!

 

[mrwarrior006]

two guys are fighting third one comes and beats them both tooo helll then u r in BIHAR