How do you behave when you're drunk?

[divya]

Either I become britney spears or i need someone to beat the crap out of him.....

 

[JanjaWeed]

Either I become britney spears or i need someone to beat the crap out of him.....

so it's 'hit him baby one more time', instead??

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Either I become britney spears or i need someone to beat the crap out of him.....

But you're married. You have that 'someone' to be beaten up.

 

[Spring Onion]

How do you behave when you're drunk?

For me, personally, I become more romantic when I'm drunk.

The more I drink, the more romantic I become. I can't really fathom how could a man beat a woman after drinking? I feel like making love...

What about you?

yeh dance like crazies, behave soooooo civilized and the next morning forget everything said romantic while drunk

 

[Skull and Bones]

yeh dance like crazies, behave soooooo civilized and the next morning forget everything said romantic while drunk

We guys do it all the time, you girls should know that

 

[Nair saab]

I drink only 60 ml pegs...Till 3 60ml pegs i remain calm & quite....
4th Peg i become a social animal...
5th peg i become romantic...
6th peg off with my shirt i become a dancer...
7th peg i become junglee...
after 7th peg i don't drink anything until i smoke some Ganja...then i become BOB MARLEY...
phir..... thod de Bottle chode peena... pheek de sari rum ...bath pate ki main karta hu sun mere humdum... tu mar zara ek dum,tere mitgayege gum dama dam dum dama dum.... dama dam dum dama dum...
Ganja smokers plZZ listen to this awesome song...

 

[Spring Onion]

We guys do it all the time, you girls should know that

how can we know. they say men speak the truth while drunk so it means they lie to us while they are NOT drunk but then howcome they forget the truth the next morning

 

[Skull and Bones]

how can we know. they say men speak the truth while drunk so it means they lie to us while they are NOT drunk but then howcome they forget the truth the next morning

I can lie even when m drunk, m expert in it

 

[Spring Onion]

I can lie even when m drunk, m expert in it

hmmm then you are a tharki drinker the real men dont do

 

[Pukhtoon]

 

[Hyde]

 

[Skull and Bones]

hmmm then you are a tharki drinker the real men dont do

U seems to know a lot about men

 

[notsuperstitious]

A drunk English soldier told me that allied forces in US are trying to inspire a rebellion in FATA region against Pak army by using drones.
He also told me about a special date months ago ... when a observed that day... explosion took place on Shia proceedings.

When I'm drunk and very very very frustrated due to my inability to comprehend the real world i make up stories about imaginary western soldiers who tell me zaid hamid stories.

 

[sur]

A drunk English soldier told me that allied forces in US are trying to inspire a rebellion in FATA region against Pak army by using drones.
He also told me about a special date months ago ... when a observed that day... explosion took place on Shia proceedings.

Brother u should have removed Musharaf's avatar after hearing this English soldier's confession ... Musharaf facilitated all that.

 

[BATMAN]

This incident is from summer 2010, how can i blame Musharraf for it?