How do you behave when you're drunk?

[CaptainJackSparrow]

I prefer Vodka!

One tip:

Some Vodka + Some lemon juice + Salt + Soda = Heaven!

 

[Elmo]

I'm hundreds of kilometers away from the love of my life, you know!

Ever heard of skype?

Booze is my only solace.

"Drink wine, it's what remains of the harvest of youth
The season of roses and wine and drunken friends.
Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life."

— Omar Khayyam

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Ever heard of skype?

Time constrains, you know

"Drink wine, it's what remains of the harvest of youth
The season of roses and wine and drunken friends.
Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life."

— Omar Khayyam

Ahh! Wine!...The drink of the Gods!

 

[MUHARIB]

Me Drunk = Hyperactive idiot
Me Stoned = Intellectual idiot

 

[Humanist]

My friends says that i dance quite well after getting drunk.
But i can't dance when i'm in my consciousness

Everyone becomes Hritik Roshan after getting drunk in India..

 

[Humanist]

I call my girl friend and start bugging her after getting drunk..

 

[Dalai Lama]

Stage 1: My voice gets louder and I tend to make more jokes. I'm usually a little paranoid at this point, wondering whether others around me are just as drunk.
Stage 2: I become very philosophical, romantic & reminiscent and start making pacts with my friends.
Stage 3: I'm very happy around strangers, I meet other drunk people like me and feel like I've known them forever.

 

[JanjaWeed]

i'm more sober when i'm drunk. sounds strange isn't it? it's true though! i'm more conscious & careful about my surroundings when i'm drunk.

 

[BATMAN]

A drunk English soldier told me that allied forces in US are trying to inspire a rebellion in FATA region against Pak army by using drones.
He also told me about a special date months ago ... when a observed that day... explosion took place on Shia proceedings.

 

[Marwari]

I'm a funny drunk.. so I've heard......

 

[desioptimist]

A drunk English soldier told me that allied forces in US are trying to inspire a rebellion in FATA region against Pak army by using drones.
He also told me about a special date months ago ... when a observed that day... explosion took place on Shia proceedings.

Really? What is that English soldier doing in pakistan with you.

Ohh you got me. You are just drunk and making stories, are'nt you.

 

[BATMAN]

Really? What is that English soldier doing in pakistan with you.

Ohh you got me. You are just drunk and making stories, are'nt you.

Well.. i was temporarily out of Pakistan on that occasion.
I'm a dark looking fellow and this English perhaps confused me as indian.

 

[Marwari]

Really? What is that English soldier doing in pakistan with you.

Ohh you got me. You are just drunk and making stories, are'nt you.

No he's just a zaid hamid fan

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Well.. i was temporarily out of Pakistan on that occasion.
I'm a dark looking fellow and this English perhaps confused me as indian.

Lmao what did that have to do anything with the topic you racist

 

[Humanist]

 

[jamal18]

Strange topic for a pakistani forum?