Kalyugi Mirza
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no bhai jaan mene to Hindi aur Punjabi mein paas kiya hein per 75 se kamHow many pdf members here got more than 75 marks in both Urdu exams combined in Intermediate ?
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no bhai jaan mene to Hindi aur Punjabi mein paas kiya hein per 75 se kamHow many pdf members here got more than 75 marks in both Urdu exams combined in Intermediate ?
To speak proper lakhnavi urdu:
1. Dye your beard(not black, but sort of orangy-redish colour)
2. Chew a pan, let the red juice drip from corner of your mouth
3. And repeat with me this sentence(ignore the sprinkle of red juice on the face of guy sitting opposite to you).
La hole billa kuwait( translate: There is a hole in kuwait)
Sir,
I'll add:
4. Prefix every second sentence with "Amma Yaar" - a true Lacknavi hallmark.
Sometimes Urdu words have hilarious interpretations, for instance :
Jab paani maangaa to pesh-aab kar diya, jab khaana maangaa to dasten paros daali.
pesh-aab can mean both urine and to offer water while dasten paros daali can mean both to serve **** and to serve by hands.
My favourite urdu anectode : Once Mirza Ghalib the greatest Urdu poet ever ( yes only in pakistan they may rate Iqbal higher than Ghalib ) is supposed to have gone to his beloved's mazaar and urinated on it.When horrified bystanders asked him why he committed this indiscretion, he replied:
Hum unke ishq mein is qadar doob gaye Ghalib
Ke aansoo nikal rahe hain ab rastaa badal badal ke.
Apologies for the toilet humour!
Paishraft?
i think co-operation lolImprovement.
Tashnagi ?
Touhmut
Takhliya ?
Tadaubur ?
Tahzleek ?
Improvement.
Tashnagi ?
Touhmut
Takhliya ?
Tadaubur ?
Tahzleek ?
How about Apologizing for Toilet mentality.
Only in India, Arrogant and Condescending Hindu Baniyas consider themselves higher than rest of their compatriots.
How Sad ?
Takhliya-rukhsat krna, chale jane ka order dena ...Improvement.
Tashnagi ?
Touhmut
Takhliya ?
Tadaubur ?
Tahzleek ?
pesh-kash --- tohfa lana ...muazana?
mutaaliya?
pesh-kash?
Improvement.
Tashnagi ?
Touhmut
Takhliya ?
Tadaubur ?
Tahzleek ?
Kisi ney such kaha....
Adab ko ghass samajh key sabi gadhey charney lagey,
Andaz-e-biyan atta nahin, aur sher-o-shayree karney lagey.
That was my poor attempt at some humour, I am sorry you did not find it funny. Can I hide behind the fact that I specifically mentioned Lakhnavi urdu speaker?That is the Worst Stereotype attempt I have ever seen.
Obviously, you have been keeping company with some Bazaari type people.
I am a native speaker of Urdu language and nobody in my family chews PAAN.
You should get out of your GHETTO mentality and meet some sophisticated Urdu Speakers.