Go figure!
They are: India, US, Israel, Hindu, Jew, Christian, Liberal, Ahmadi, Democrat, Secular, Politician, Ethnic Nationalist, Papua New Guinea all are enemies.
Theyll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even take away your X-box! So think. Actually dont. Bad for national security.
So, want to push through or sell anything in Pakistan? Just put the suffix Islamic in front of it.
A reactionary outfit attacks a pop concert, but the pop artiste hurls curses at American imperialism and invasion of Indian culture; and then comes Ramazan, actors, morning show hosts, singers and even TV chefs suddenly transformed into becoming overnight Islamic scholars sharing religious advise along with recipes for chicken chow mein and the ins and outs of gaudy bridal wear.
Of course, none of these idiots dare take the names of those who detest them as obscene, un-Islamic freaks.
Thus, at this point in time, most artistes in Pakistan do not need protection; they need shrinks!
And as far as the politicians are concerned, they havent done their dilemma in this respect any good.
Theyre also in the habit of trying to capture the punishment obsession of the people by promising to hang their opponents from electric poles usually upside down (mein ussey ulta latka doon ka! *applause*).
In Pakistan everybody wants to hang everybody else.