Im just waiting for the coming Facebook messages that came during Nawaz Sharif’s last days.
“Asalam ____! Long time.. how are you??
How is _______ Khala and ____?
Me: “Im well Alhamdulillah and so are Ammi and Papa.. how are you? Hope everything is ok at your end?”
More small talk…
“Well, I thought I would ask you since you are in the states if you know any good lawyer.. you know ____ got admission in U of zzzz and we want him to immigrate there so maybe you can guide us”
Me: “Ji ji.. dekhiye process is not exactly easy and its best you all first focus on him studying and getting the visa so he can come here”
“Beta can you help with the visa, these days it is being rejected quite often and even your ______ applied and they were rejected.. now they are trying for E-2 visa”
Me: “I don’t work in the state department so I really cannot help, everything is online and you can understand the process easily”
“Yes, ok .. if you can refer the website.. you know Baita this country is doomed and I won’t want my children here and even your ____ always wanted to move to the US”
Me: “ wasn’t your husband the one calling Malala a whore of the US and bragging about how Pakistan defeated two superpowers in Afghanistan and the US should mind its own business and get lost?”
No reply for 2 hours