BIMARU Corner.

[dray]

Shadi se pehle hi sari trishna ko samaapt kar lenge

Shadi ke baad sirf biwi ke naam ke bhajan chalenge

Papi baccha, tera sab girlfriend bhi mermaids niklegi.

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Papi baccha, tera sab girlfriend bhi mermaids niklegi.

 

[Levina]

Only Mr.Levina gets his hair colored - Proper Men don't !

Post reported
Personal attack and spreading rumors.

Ahhh okay; well it appears all the good looks in the family went to her and not to an Aunty with horrendously colored hair !

Right!
She's cute and I am an ugly duckling

Just kidding !

A kid tells me he is "kidding"- joke of the century.

You looked fine, if only you hadn't a double chin - You could've looked ever better !

And I thought you could see only my nose.

Nahin....I'm just kidding, Mr.Levina is a lucky man; its hard to find a caring and kind spouse these days - I mean that, Apa Jee !

Have no doubt he's lucky to have me.
He's the coolest guy I've ever met so yes I am lucky.Touchwood!!

Which thread???

I received a like on a thread where me and manvandecow had a fight almost a month back.It was Kurup's thread on Indian Vyomnauts and their spacesuit.

I heard that you have coloured your hair orange??

Orangish-brownish streaks.
But how did you know??Did I tell you about it?? I have a bad memory

 

[dray]

Orangish-brownish streaks.
But how did you know??Did I tell you about it?? I have a bad memory

No you didn't, but @Armstrong said that you have coloured your hair, and I thought it must be orange.

I received a like on a thread where me and manvandecow had a fight almost a month back.It was Kurup's thread on Indian Vyomnauts and their spacesuit.

I just stumbled upon that thread, and I never miss a chance to thank you.

 

[Levina]

Exactly. It was shameful for Indians. If some neighbors enjoy that, let them. We have a whole country to improve.

Oh god!!
Are we still stuck on Prithviraj and Ghori stories???
@jarves
I think reading some authentic stuff helps. Just by the language used in a post or blog one can conjure up its authenticity.

No you didn't, but @Armstrong said that you have coloured your hair, and I thought it must be orange.

Why is it that I've trouble trusting you this time??
Wild guess??
But good one!
Btw never trust @Armstrong he was recruited by ISI just to spread rumors about me ..after all I am a RAW agent.

I just stumbled upon that thread, and I never miss a chance to thank you.

In short I get likes from a behemoth like you just because I am your friend.

 

[Chronos]

No you didn't, but @Armstrong said that you have coloured your hair, and I thought it must be orange.


I just stumbled upon that thread, and I never miss a chance to thank you.

You likewh0re!

How come you give around likes to everyone but me

 

[Armstrong]

Post reported
Personal attack and spreading rumors.

What personal attack and spreading of rumors ?

I only speak the truth !

Besides I'm invincible !

Right!
She's cute and I am an ugly duckling

I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about some other Aunties in the family !

A kid tells me he is "kidding"- joke of the century.

Okay Aunty !

And I thought you could see only my nose.

Well apart from the abnormally large nose, I also saw you trying to cover your bald spots with paint sprinkled all over them !

Have no doubt he's lucky to have me.
He's the coolest guy I've ever met so yes I am lucky.Touchwood!!

Am I suppose to use a microscope to read that ?

Mr.Levina ki tareef only as an after-thought and that too in atrociously small font whereas apniii tareef par tareef !

 

[INDIC]

Khana kha rahi hain.Bulaun?

You are married, you still have time for this forum. Very surprising.

 

[dray]

Why is it that I've trouble trusting you this time??
Wild guess??
But good one!
Btw never trust @Armstrong he was recruited by ISI just to spread rumors about me ..after all I am a RAW agent.

You no trust me??

Aise I heard that @Armstrong is a Mossad agent.

In short I get likes from a behemoth like you just because I am your friend.

Behemoth!!! Main toh chotasa baccha hun, dil se!!!

But all the likes you get are well deserved.

Have no doubt he's lucky to have me.
He's the coolest guy I've ever met so yes I am lucky.Touchwood!!

Obviously!!!

 

[Levina]

What personal attack and spreading of rumors ?

"Proper men"...remember??
Do you even think before making such comments

I only speak the truth !

Chal jhoota!!

Besides I'm invincible !

LOUDER!!
I cant hear you

I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about some other Aunties in the family !

Haan haan I am gonna meet some of them tomorrow and then my whole family will split and slice you for that comment on aunties.

Well apart from the abnormally large nose, I also saw you trying to cover your bald spots with paint sprinkled all over them !

Show me your face once again and let me search for bald spots on your top floor with a microscope.
Last I heard during a cafuné your GF found out that you wear wig.

Mr.Levina ki tareef only as an after-thought and that too in atrociously small font whereas apniii tareef par tareef !

Did I say touchwood in the end???

You no trust me??

Aise I heard that @Armstrong is a Mossad agent.

@Armstrong nahiiiiiiiii

Behemoth!!! Main toh chotasa baccha hun, dil se!!!

Reminds me of a song from Ishqiya

But all the likes you get are well deserved.

That was supposed to be my dialogue for you..

 

[dray]

Obviously!!!

@levina Did you miss that evil comment??

Reminds me of a song from Ishqiya

Are you equating me with Nasiruddin Shah??

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Sab miyan biwi wale hain yaha . . . azaad parinda to bas mai hi hu

 

[scorpionx]

You are married, you still have time for this forum. Very surprising.

I know how to "manage" things Aur kahin tum isi liye jan bujhke to ban nehi hote, Gabbar?

Sab miyan biwi wale hain yaha . . . azaad parinda to bas mai hi hu

Azad parinda nehi. Kasai ke dukaan ke bahar bandha hua bakra hain aap

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

You are married, you still have time for this forum. Very surprising.

Ama kaha rehte ho aaj kal ?

 

[Levina]

@levina Did you miss that evil comment??

I just skipped it

Are you equating me with Nasiruddin Shah??

Errr just the song I meant