Being Born a Pakistani is Very Hard for Pakistanis living in USA! :(

[AgNoStiC MuSliM]

Maybe not marrying at all is the best choice for me if I don't want to hurt my parents.

Become a Catholic priest!!!

 

[Bratva]

A little correction, Left Hand and a sprinkle of water using "Lota" or any other thing which is sprinkling water is used to Wipe your A$$. And It is not restricted to subcontinent. All Arabs (To be more specefic "Muslims" use this way instead of Toilet papers). Water is the first choice for every Muslim.

 

[Awesome]

I think its really unnecessary to call Iota a fake, I mean not like he's asking people for money, advice is cheap and also the pleas are ignorable. The Pakistani American community's newer generation is pretty much Americanized but the influences (note not value systems) still remain and it is general human nature to try to accommodate everyone.

 

[T-Faz]

Seriously, i don't know whether its a myth or fact, what i heard: eat with right hand and clean your butt with the left?

Yeah thats correct, well slightly.

You use your left leg to clean your butt and right leg to eat.

 

[T-Faz]

Marry a brazilian girl, some of them look like fair good looking Pakistani girls but with a wham bam kablam body.

I have a foolproof plan for you.

Send her to a village in Pakistan and then go there, select her and marry her.

Tell her to speak Portugese and when your parents ask what language this is, tell them its Pushto.

Brazilian girls =

Be careful though, you will just walk around drooling.

 

[Tiki Tam Tam]

Marry a brazilian girl, some of them look like fair good looking Pakistani girls but with a wham bam kablam body.

I have a foolproof plan for you.

Send her to a village in Pakistan and then go there, select her and marry her.

Tell her to speak Portugese and when your parents ask what language this is, tell them its Pushto.

Brazilian girls =

Be careful though, you will just walk around drooling.

That takes the cake!

 

[Elmo]

@ T-faz: epic post!

 

[Luftwaffe]

Spanish/French language and Pushto have many similar words with different meanings Portuguese is far out.

 

[President Camacho]

Marry a brazilian girl, some of them look like fair good looking Pakistani girls but with a wham bam kablam body.

I have a foolproof plan for you.

Send her to a village in Pakistan and then go there, select her and marry her.

Tell her to speak Portugese and when your parents ask what language this is, tell them its Pushto.

Brazilian girls =

Be careful though, you will just walk around drooling.

Darn it man, I gotta consult you for ideas on girls

 

[Tiki Tam Tam]

Yeah thats correct, well slightly.

You use your left leg to clean your butt and right leg to eat.

You seem to be in your elements!

 

[VCheng]

Yeah thats correct, well slightly.

You use your left leg to clean your butt and right leg to eat.

Hindlegs or forelegs?

 

[T-Faz]

Hindlegs or forelegs?

Yes, behind legs for cleaning butt and before legs for eating.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

work hard and equip yourself first.....f*ck marriage, it's over-rated.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

A little correction, Left Hand and a sprinkle of water using "Lota" or any other thing which is sprinkling water is used to Wipe your A$$. And It is not restricted to subcontinent. All Arabs (To be more specefic "Muslims" use this way instead of Toilet papers). Water is the first choice for every Muslim.

you can get ''Muslim showers'' with the heated butt-warmers....it's quite the experience.

no nonsense left behind

 

[Vassnti]

@ T-faz: epic post!

Almost, if your going to promote brazilian girls you dont want Homer you want brazilian girls