I grew up riding them Vespas and the Honda version in VN. I would commit
seppuku before I set butt on a Vespa again. Or may be just for nostalgic reason. But no thanks. Stationed in England, I know plenty of guys who shipped their HDs over from their previous bases in the States. They always get the looks and the girls over the Brits who rode the scooters or the low cc bikes with the big 'L' signs.
This is what a Buell X-1 look like. Mine was cleaned up to remove that ugly license plate holder and installed a cleaner version. A thief stole it from my apartment parking lot in broad daylight when I was asleep from working the night shift. The SOB was brazen about it. According to the apartment maintenance manager, he was making his daily round when he saw the thief hoisting my bike onto a trailer. The manager asked the guy what he was doing and the thief told him that he was my friend taking my bike to the shop for me. The manager let him continue but went and woke me. By the time we got down the parking lot, the thief was gone. The manager did get the truck's license plate number but it turned out to be a stolen plate.
Where I live, there were only ten Buell owners so we all know each other's bikes. The word was out that mine was stolen. One week after the theft, the mechanic who works at the local HD/Buell dealer and the resident Buell expert spotted the thief riding my bike around town. The thief had removed some external body trappings and painted a horrible green over that beautiful brush aluminum tail but my friend had no trouble knowing it was my bike. He called the cops and followed the thief to a house on the other side of town.
The cops showed up and the thief did not get off the bike but instead ran. The cops chased him through several intersections and on the last intersection, the thief went airborne and crashed. Despite a broken leg and serious road rash he crawled under a truck and refused to come out. The cops called a K-9 unit and the dog bit his a$z out from under the truck. My friend the Buell mechanic X-rayed the bike and found a slight crack in the neck area so the insurance company 'total-ed' the bike. I later found it on e-bay and later sold with a 'salvaged' title.