Alien Abductions in Pakistan

[El Sidd]

Sid did they do those experiments on you? Is that why you are a bit unhinged loooool

I am not allowed to talk about it lol

every almost every pakistani wife is alien

Marriage is evil say the Aliens

How much Aliens we have already in Pakistan and their influence and intervention in all matters, I think we do not need anymore missions. We need better coordination. Aliens are already a big factor in our incoming elections and other day to day matters.

I hope, we did not discover any ancient techs forgotten, as we have all the oldest civilizations in Pakistan.

India is just claiming what belongs to Pakistan, like always.

you never heard of a top secret Alien command???

but which planet or celestial body are they coming from

As @El Sidd pointed out it's all a conspiracy. They actually provide free health services

Its all a conspiracy. Aliens have lived among us for thousands and thousands of years.

 

[Devil Soul]

 

[Skywalker]

Well four million Afghans living in Pakistan are all belong to an alien race and they abducted quite a few for ransom and extortion in Karachi before rangers intervened. All their communication were traced back to their secret alien bases in kunar and Kabul.

 

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Is there a space port in Murree?

 

[hunter_hunted]

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[Devil Soul]

Is there a space port in Murree?

 

[Jaanbaz]

I am sorry you had such an experience. You can join #AliensToo movement.

Didn't happen to me personally(yet). Fingers crossed.

 

[PakSword]

Do you know any stories of any alien abductions in Pakistan?

A friend of mine got abducted in 2014 December..

15 days.. no one knew about him..

He came back unharmed after 15 days.. with everything intact.. both kidneys were present.. heart beating normal.. no rectal or any other exam.. nothing..

He remembers a strange sound of beep... beep... beep... beep... beep... beep... beep.. when a couple of aliens used to visit him everyday..

He was given goat meat, beef mince, chicken, etc etc during his stay.. a very nice experience.. but a scary one indeed.. An alien doctor also visited him once in a while...

There was no sun where he was taken.. So I believe he was out somewhere away from the Solar System..

But since he has come back, he always tells good things about aliens.. and fights anyone who talks bad about them..

 

[El Sidd]

Didn't happen to me personally(yet). Fingers crossed.

legs too

A friend of mine got abducted in 2014 December..

15 days.. no one knew about him..

He came back unharmed after 15 days.. with everything intact.. both kidneys were present.. heart beating normal.. no rectal or any other exam.. nothing..

He remembers a strange sound of beep... beep... beep... beep... beep... beep... beep.. when a couple of aliens used to visit him everyday..

He was given goat meat, beef mince, chicken, etc etc during his stay.. a very nice experience.. but a scary one indeed.. An alien doctor also visited him once in a while...

There was no sun where he was taken.. So I believe he was out somewhere away from the Solar System..

But since he has come back, he always tells good things about aliens.. and fights anyone who talks bad about them..

maybe he just went through laundry

alien abductions leave mental scars.

Pakistanis just think its fun.

 

[PakSword]

legs too



maybe he just went through laundry

alien abductions leave mental scars.

Pakistanis just think its fun.

Laundry ka tou nahi pata.. Mental scars ka main keh sakta hun.. kyun ke he talks very always highly about aliens after this incident.. He says that aliens don't abduct for no reason.. and if they do, they don't harm you.. but if they find something interesting in you, they dissect you..

 

[El Sidd]

Laundry ka tou nahi pata.. Mental scars ka main keh sakta hun.. kyun ke he talks very always highly about aliens after this incident.. He says that aliens don't abduct for no reason.. and if they do, they don't harm you.. but if they find something interesting in you, they dissect you..

well i am sure Aliens are watching our conversation right now as well

 

[PakSword]

well i am sure Aliens are watching our conversation right now as well

From a distant star system.. where sun doesn't shine..

 

[El Sidd]

From a distant star system.. where sun doesn't shine..

Space and Time are highly misunderstood concepts

 

[PakSword]

Space and Time are highly misunderstood concepts

There is no time and a little space where aliens take you.. you pray 5 times as and when you believe it's time to pray.. in a little space you have available..

But generally, aliens treat very very well, if you are not interesting for them..

 

[El Sidd]

There is no time and a little space where aliens take you.. you pray 5 times as and when you believe it's time to pray.. in a little space you have available..

But generally, aliens treat very very well, if you are not interesting for them..

why dont you share your stories about them.
i opened this thread because i saw this documentary