A trip to Darra Adam Khel

[GOD OF WAR]

My tips are different and would work better than the above.

1. Wear shorts with a deep v-neck tee, sunglasses will help too and so would some nice shoes.
2. Clean shave, infact full body shave is the way to go, use some body creams too for a good effect.
3. If anyone offers you something, use maa-bhen profanities.
4. Have a burger in your hands at all times and a bottle of coke.
5. Say Namaste and look at them fiercely.
6. Push the elderly out of the way if they intrude.
7. Use english to impress others, 'wassup dude', 'yo homie what up', 'nigga u like this sheez'.
8. You are superior, act like you are above them.
9. Be a bit feminine, looks good on the modern man, wink at other men etc.
10. Read up on 'how to be a G' and 'G culture'.

You are in safe hands.

Like God of War says 'its possible that u will loose ur heart to the Pashtuns for ever.'

T-Faz, ur killing me man, nice!

btw is that how u 'rolled' in the agency

 

[Tiki Tam Tam]

Bilal,

Would it be safe for your to wear shorts?

I believe you had said you are a real handsome chap!

In emergency say

Ze tushnab ta tlal ghua-ram

 

[GOD OF WAR]

What about speaking in Urdu in front of the Pakhtuns? I know the great pride Pakhtuns have in their language, & unfortunately I don't know it. That is pretty much my only concern, I don't have any concerns with security.

Urdu is fine, obviously they know u can't speak in Pashtun. reciprocate their culture and they'll accept u fine. Ask them about a few words, that way they appreciate ur interest in their language and way of life, simple cultural common sens bro, it wiil be ok, don't fret and enjoy

 

[GOD OF WAR]

And since we are all testing our Pashtu in this thread, I'll also make a contribution...

ZAMA DA TOOLOO PLAR!! ( mey sab ka baap hoo)

 

[Tiki Tam Tam]

Ze na pohe-gam.

Ma-na-na

 

[redgriffin]

One piece of brotherly advice ''If you drop money or change on the ground, leave it as is and move on.''

 

[Tiki Tam Tam]

Like the soap?

 

[Leader]

Pakistan air force did air strikes yesterday in Orakzai Agency, claiming to kill no less than 17 militants..... I hope you understand where you are going....

 

[Burger Boy]

My tips are different and would work better than the above.

1. Wear shorts with a deep v-neck tee, sunglasses will help too and so would some nice shoes.
2. Clean shave, infact full body shave is the way to go, use some body creams too for a good effect.
3. If anyone offers you something, use maa-bhen profanities.
4. Have a burger in your hands at all times and a bottle of coke.
5. Say Namaste and look at them fiercely.
6. Push the elderly out of the way if they intrude.
7. Use english to impress others, 'wassup dude', 'yo homie what up', 'nigga u like this sheez'.
8. You are superior, act like you are above them.
9. Be a bit feminine, looks good on the modern man, wink at other men etc.
10. Read up on 'how to be a G' and 'G culture'.

You are in safe hands.

Like God of War says 'its possible that u will loose ur heart to the Pashtuns for ever.'

How about wear a shirt that says "Proud Punjabi Dal Khor"

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

That's exactly what he should do! The only problem is, he probably isn't Panjabi!

 

[smoker]

really nice info.

out class ...

must be A**,F***** OR died.
but
cant come back in alive... lol