Zardari Jokes

[Conscientious objector]

Found these online...please share your own.

Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres.

Robber: “Give me all your money!”
Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”

Q: How many zardari jokes are there on the Internet?
A: Only one. The rest are all true.

Type Ulloo ka Patha on google image search and this comes up








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[paritosh]

lol...love the pic!
wouldn't you get into trouble for that?

 

[wtf]

Type Ulloo ka Patha on google image search and this comes up

It is true... Somebody set up a Google bomb on Zardari ?

 

[ejaz007]

One needs to be careful keeping in view present law being enforced in Pakistan.

Moderators should have a look at this.

 

[LiberalPakistani]

Zardari your a begger will always be like your wife Benazair{who's not a shaheed} indeed another currupt leader.

 

[yousufrafi]

haha..... good jokes and the pic the also suiting his personality

 

[Fracker]

Miya biwi ko milwana achi baat hey na? Agree?
tu saab dua karo

"Ay Allah, Zardari ko uss ki biwi se milwa day"

 

[xebex]

Scratch & Win


lllllllllllll
lllllllllli
llllllllri
lllllari
lllardari
“Zardari”
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai.

 

[xebex]

A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
“Did you manage to kill him“, everyone asks him.
“No, that line is longer than this one“, he replies.



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To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

 

[xebex]

Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani: That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.

 

[xebex]

Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudi and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%

 

[xebex]

^^^ I think all these jokes are banned in Pakistan.

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[moha199]

Man this is what you call the real Dictator

 

[duhastmish]

what ever you guys think about him - he is still the lected represantative of pakistan and we should not disrespect him. yes we can talk about his policy or non policy. may be joke at a decency level but not such . i think some of the jokes were below the belt - thats not right.