Your Wife Is Mad At You---She Won't Cook

[Super Falcon]

my wife is always mad on me but she always cooked when i was in pakistan she misses me alot too loves me alot to i love her alot too and miss her too

 

[Jungibaaz]

marraige.... where 1 person is always right and the other person is the husband.

This is what I'd do...... I would eat out at an expensive restaurant, she's already ate, her loss.......

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

 

[Zeluvaa]

Tell your wife, if she is not in the mood, you can cook the food that day. Then make the food as bad as you can, put laxatives in her food if you must (little). After a few meals like this, she will want to make everything herself.

 

[pak-marine]

cook her a nice meal show you can do it better , who knows situation might turn around women are prety sensitive

 

[SMC]

My theory is simple. If your wife disagrees to do something for you which is within reason - such as cooking -, you disagree to do something for her. Might start a big fight, but if you're strong enough, you should have no problems.

If you make your own food, don't let her eat it AND THEN later don't do something she asks you to do.

 

[silent hill]

My theory is simple. If your wife disagrees to do something for you which is within reason - such as cooking -, you disagree to do something for her. Might start a big fight, but if you're strong enough, you should have no problems.

If you make your own food, don't let her eat it AND THEN later don't do something she asks you to do.

for some things thats harsh

 

[SekrutYakhni]

Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

I am not being racist here..
Well, first you have to disclose the race/ethnicity--Women of different backgrounds act and react differently--However, this is a public forum, an open question, do not answer.

Secondly, I think that you should cook by yourself if she is lousy to cook--once, twice--she will understand--
IMHO!

 

[MastanKhan]

Tell your wife, if she is not in the mood, you can cook the food that day. Then make the food as bad as you can, put laxatives in her food if you must (little). After a few meals like this, she will want to make everything herself.

Sir,

You are asking an artist to paint a bad picture---. Then on top of that you are asking someone who enjoys good tasting food to make bad tasting food---that won't happen---.

Actually me and my wife both love to cook and we both cook very good---prefessional grade food.

Kid---you don't put laxative in the food for someone whom you love.

Saad---it is no secret---my wife is a latina


Silent Hill---buddy you can't do that to women---they have long memories---and secondly they are your partners---they will pull the unexpected after 5 or ten years on you---to which you didnot make anything of---but they remembered---.

 

[siegecrossbow]

Sir,

You are asking an artist to paint a bad picture---. Then on top of that you are asking someone who enjoys good tasting food to make bad tasting food---that won't happen---.

Actually me and my wife both love to cook and we both cook very good---prefessional grade food.

Kid---you don't put laxative in the food for someone whom you love.

Saad---it is no secret---my wife is a latina


Silent Hill---buddy you can't do that to women---they have long memories---and secondly they are your partners---they will pull the unexpected after 5 or ten years on you---to which you didnot make anything of---but they remembered---.

Guess you are in a better mood now Mastankhan.

 

[Jigs]

You could cook like you said. Alternatively she might be sick of cooking so maybe you could take her out to a place with good food as it might be positive constituting a change from the same old. Least that is what i would do (every man should know a few good dishes at least) But then again i am not married so i can't really give out much advise.

 

[su-47]

I am suprised that a senior married man is asking this question.I think its very clear that if a woman does not want to do something,no force on the face of this earth can make her do it.Bad cooking happens,when you are doing it everyday for years.Try deciding the menu for breakfast,lunch,and dinner in a mindless routine for days on end.And then not just deciding the menu,but making it happen too.Plus making it tasty.Its not easy.Its a chore.So give her some help in the kitchen,or get her something interesting to tide over her boredom.If she is just using this as a weapon against you,she will stop doing so once you appease her for your purported sins.

Hey, this is all in good humour. We all know how couples try to manipulate each other in a relationship, and 'not cooking or cooking badly' is a woman's way of manipulation at times. So we are just discussing a man's way of getting around that.

The purpose of this thread is not to overwork a woman, underestimate her worth or disrespect her in any way. Its just discussing ways to get an upper hand in a mind game, thats all. I doubt anyone here will use it as a way to hurt their wives.

 

[Ratus Ratus]

my wife is a latina

that explains everything..

Sorry but as of now there is absolutely NO solution to your self inflected problem.

And I would bet you both have a bit of a "fiery" life....


Cheers mate no sympathy

 

[MastanKhan]

next topic will be

who your wife look like
whats waight of your wife
what she wear today
who many wives you have
who many kids you have
whats favorite color of your wife
what eye color of your wife
you have first son or doughter
whats mode of your wife today
when your wife will go to susral
whats your wife eat today

hahahahahahahahahahhaha sorry dear sir mastan .

Hi,

Isn't that what this section of the board is for----something silly---something funny---something outrageous---just to take the pressure off

 

[MastanKhan]

I am suprised that a senior married man is asking this question.I think its very clear that if a woman does not want to do something,no force on the face of this earth can make her do it.Bad cooking happens,when you are doing it everyday for years.Try deciding the menu for breakfast,lunch,and dinner in a mindless routine for days on end.And then not just deciding the menu,but making it happen too.Plus making it tasty.Its not easy.Its a chore.So give her some help in the kitchen,or get her something interesting to tide over her boredom.If she is just using this as a weapon against you,she will stop doing so once you appease her for your purported sins.

Hi,

You hit the nail on the head----that is why I tell my wife---I will cook ' no love lost '.

" she will stop doing so once you appease her for your purported sins.[/QUOTE]"

I missed those comments when I read your post earlier----you made me crack up----that is funny---.

Ye, I try to please her---I cook the dinner---then I let her serve it