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Your Wife Is Mad At You---She Won't Cook

Another unmarried at work.

That is 4 wives to nag at you. :rofl:

Besides unless I am mistaken you are also required to treat all with equal respect and be able to afford the cost $$$$....


Brother iam very happily married at work.

I can easily afford to have more than 1 wife, but my religion teaches me not to transgress limits without valid reason.

Iam blessed with a wounderful wife, who not only takes care of her traditional duties at home, but also her professional responsibilities as Doctor at her place of work.

If she is sick or unwell or not in a mood to cook, than lets have pizza.

Iam blessed by Almighty. :cheers:
 
Trust me girls dont have that much scene... only very few have good reasoning power like a drop in the ocean.. while rest you know.. .. If they had good IQ than men... then there will be women in place where men are... thats why you will find so much girls being cheated and bullied by men.. you cant help...

Oh, you're so wrong honey!
I wish it was like that, but unfortunately things are the other way round here in Pakistan.

1) Girls are scoring better grades.
2) There are more girls than boys getting enrolled at unis.
3) Reasoning with girls is no more a child’s play, in fact, it never was.
4) It’s the boys being bullied; girls have mastered the art of playing their ‘weaker sex’ card and it has now started paying off.
5) You’re either a ‘ran mureed’ or a ‘gf mureed’ or any thing in between followed by ‘mureed’.
6) If they don’t like some thing about you they’ll say it right away without needing to make a thread like this one on their favorite ‘beauty tips forum’.

Do you need any more details to make up you mind about ‘who is the boss’?
 
Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

Dear MastanKhan:

One of the beauties for me in this life is also a consumption of delicious food…….whatever it is, even bitter melon, but has to be delicious……of course this is why we do a lot of hard work in life, so why compromise……your problem is genuine to me……but I think you yourself is responsible for this in the first place…...I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows……since we cannot reverse the whole thing and begin from the start :-))), I think the only option you have right now is to use reverse psychology……..when the time come, you start even cooking more lousy food……it’s a short-term loss, but will benefit in long run, IMHO.
 
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Oh, you're so wrong honey!
I wish it was like that, but unfortunately things are the other way round here in Pakistan.
hmmm :D


1) Girls are scoring better grades.
That is girls maya and mens age.. after all scoring better grades doesnt make any one great.. School drop outs are giving work to university rank holders.. but what you said is true... we have to live with it... but for that dont undervalue us haan :D

2) There are more girls than boys getting enrolled at unis.
what to do.... when we want to enter university, family responsibility falls on our shoulder so some has to opt out :undecided:

3) Reasoning with girls is no more a child’s play, in fact, it never was.
Yeah empty tumbler makes noise :D just kidding

4) It’s the boys being bullied; girls have mastered the art of playing their ‘weaker ***’ card and it has now started paying off.
Hmmm men should remember munna bai song to come out of this .... otherwise it is very difficult to survive... there is a famous saying..dont waste your tears for any girl.. the one who makes you cry doesnt earn for it.. and the one who earns it will never let you cry... any ways my argument on bulling is men doesn't have anything to loose except heart.. but girls loose more on this subject

5) You’re either a ‘ran mureed’ or a ‘gf mureed’ or any thing in between followed by ‘mureed’.
:what: what is this?? is it something negative about me?? i

6) If they don’t like some thing about you they’ll say it right away without needing to make a thread like this one on their favorite ‘beauty tips forum’.
hmmm this is a good character

Do you need any more details to make up you mind about ‘who is the boss’?

girls are cute lovable living devils :taz:.. they have there own responsibilities and duties in this society.. they may have grow in different verticals... but still girls are not resisted to emotions... that is what there weakness is.. any hard rock hearted girl will break for that and that is the most powerful weapon men will have ages to come
 
girls are cute lovable living devils :taz:.. they have there own responsibilities and duties in this society.. they may have grow in different verticals... but still girls are not resisted to emotions... that is what there weakness is.. any hard rock hearted girl will break for that and that is the most powerful weapon men will have ages to come

Lol I’m not a girl so I won’t crusade for girls’ cause… let’s see if some real woman takes you. And since we two are calling them down one way or the other, I foresee myself joining hands with you against ‘the cute devil’ in the big fights to come.
what is this?? is it something negative about me?? i
Nah, nothing negative; simply put, each and every man is bound to become some woman’s personal servant. Mureed=servant
 
Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police

An angry British husband made an emergency call to police -- because his wife refused to cook him his dinner.

The man dialed "999" in a fury, demanding help from officers because his wife was busy decorating, Avon and Somerset police in western England said on Thursday.

The plea was one of a number of genuine calls made by the public to police which the force published on its Web Site to highlight abuse of the emergency number.

"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating," the man told the police operator.

"She won't put any food on or anything for anybody."

The operator is then heard interrupting him saying: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."

:lol::lol:

Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner

KERRVILLE, TEXAS -- A Kerrville woman has been arrested after calling 911 when her husband wouldn't eat his dinner.

53-year-old Elsa Benson was charged with 911 abuse.

Kerrville Police say she has called 911 for non-emergency reasons 30 times in the past six months.

"The majority of our officers, if not all our officers, know this particular resident very well," Kerrville Police Department spokesman Paul Gonzales said.

Last Friday, Benson called 911 twice. Unable to determine what she was saying over the phone, officers responded to her home, where the Kerrville resident told officers her reason for calling

"She had called because her husband did not want to eat his supper," Gonzales said.

In recent months, police say Benson has called 911 because she couldn't find her clothes and because her dogs had gotten loose, among other non-emergency reasons.

"These residents have been warned on numerous occasions about the abuse of emergency 911 calls," Gonzales said.

Yet Benson keeps calling.:lol::lol::lol:
 
Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

My dad had a different technique. he says very calmly, "hmm, i'll go out for now, but i am thinking of bringing my mom over. She is a great cook." Good food comes to the table pretty fast after that!
 
Am old man so heres my advice, just slap your wife on the butt and say do you want *** or to fix supper, usually you will get supper.
 
next topic will be

who your wife look like
whats waight of your wife
what she wear today
who many wives you have
who many kids you have
whats favorite color of your wife
what eye color of your wife
you have first son or doughter
whats mode of your wife today
when your wife will go to susral
whats your wife eat today

hahahahahahahahahahhaha sorry dear sir mastan .
 
I am suprised that a senior married man is asking this question.I think its very clear that if a woman does not want to do something,no force on the face of this earth can make her do it.Bad cooking happens,when you are doing it everyday for years.Try deciding the menu for breakfast,lunch,and dinner in a mindless routine for days on end.And then not just deciding the menu,but making it happen too.Plus making it tasty.Its not easy.Its a chore.So give her some help in the kitchen,or get her something interesting to tide over her boredom.If she is just using this as a weapon against you,she will stop doing so once you appease her for your purported sins.
 

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