Your Wife Is Mad At You---She Won't Cook

[MastanKhan]

Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

 

[Ratus Ratus]

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

Simple..
make your own meal as nice as you want and get a Mac burger for her.
Life is short so enjoy it..

 

[siegecrossbow]

One more reason for me to not consider marriage in the near future.

 

[Ganguly]

Nice excuse for me to go to any good restaurant and enjoy different cuisine. Our climate is hot & humid during most the year. It makes sense when sometimes she is not in mood for cooking. Use this opportunity to go to a restaurant of your liking and enjoy the food. Then you can ask her to cook the same food at home someday.

 

[Ratus Ratus]

One more reason for me to not consider marriage in the near future.

Heck that is just a minor issue. Marriage involves more than cooking. Sounds as if you are not ready at all.

MK there are other options, but not suitable for the board and the young impressionable ones here.

 

[Kompromat]

Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

Bring another wife

 

[friendly_troll96]

I’ll do it rough that night!

 

[ps80]

Bring another wife

I hope you have done some real good research before giving us this advice, Mr. BB (Researcher)!

 

[MastanKhan]

Nice excuse for me to go to any good restaurant and enjoy different cuisine. Our climate is hot & humid during most the year. It makes sense when sometimes she is not in mood for cooking. Use this opportunity to go to a restaurant of your liking and enjoy the food. Then you can ask her to cook the same food at home someday.

Hi,

You do that when you are freshly married---just for a little while---if you prolong it any further---you are doomed---kiss any kind of food at home goodbye---she would learn what to do not to cook at home---.

Just remember---once you setup a habbit---it is not easy to break it---to many re-purcussions---ask the pros.

 

[marcos98]

Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police

An angry British husband made an emergency call to police -- because his wife refused to cook him his dinner.

The man dialed "999" in a fury, demanding help from officers because his wife was busy decorating, Avon and Somerset police in western England said on Thursday.

The plea was one of a number of genuine calls made by the public to police which the force published on its Web Site to highlight abuse of the emergency number.

"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating," the man told the police operator.

"She won't put any food on or anything for anybody."

The operator is then heard interrupting him saying: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

Actually the wife dosent cooks the lousy food intentionally, they r humanbeings bound to make mistakes somtimes , its just u have to show in a unique manner that smthing is wrong with the food tonit ... at the same time making sure she is not offended..now thats quite a task..!!!

 

[silent hill]

wife should know a good cooking

 

[xuxu1457]

If a wife want to seize the husband's heart,she must grasp the man's stomach at first~~
If she really doesn't feel like cooking, you do cooking ~~

 

[untitled]

how often does that happen ... mastan khan

 

[kingdurgaking]

Hello gentlemen,

Do you ever get your mad at you that she won't cook for you a decent meal at times.

Well mine does get mad at me at times---does it surprise you---guess not---well that is the time when she cooks the best food---but the problem is when she feels lazy---then I get lousy food---.

So---how do I get back at her---I have learnt to tell her very nicely and lovingly---honey---if you cannot cook any better---it is okay---I can do it---I can do it better than you---just let me know when you don't feel like cooking---I can cook my food---and I do it.

I am a darn good chef myself and my wife knows that I got her.

So what do you guys do if your wife does not cook for you.

You have to treat her like your Girl friend... by trying 3 steps..
1) Talk sweet about her...
2)If above doesnt work .... Praise her..
3) If this also doesnt work try to make her emotional.. this will surely work