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I am scared now got a PIA flight to Pakistan today :cray: I know I should have taken the expensive Turkish one though the blasted PIA wasnt any cheaper with its incredibly long unnecessary stop in Karachi :cray: GOD HELP ME!


Damn I just fell out of that category :cray:


WTH? I pray in my seat...Damn! I am more Mullah than them :angel:


Stay up till flight so you can catch on sleep when in aircraft: travel safe, mate!
 
I cant forget the time when three Mullahs got up and had a fight on takeoff because they refused to take their seats without offering their prayers in Jamaat right in the space next to the toilets.

Please mod not u ... We all know the difference between muttaqi and a show of mullah type a$$ holes ... I didn't say Mullah rather say "Mullah Type" because Mullah is a distinction of a people like Mullah Ali Qari not some stupid a$$ sh!t like we are watching now a days doing nothing for good ...
 
Shaheen i have been on once, mother fukers delayed it for 5 hours on a domestic route. Never again.

Air Blue is fun with their at times pretty and flirty hostesses.
A friend once dared took a shaheen waited at the aiport for 36 hours straight
 
Stay up till flight so you can catch on sleep when in aircraft: travel safe, mate!
I can never sleep on the plane...too much adrenaline :unsure:

A friend once dared took a shaheen waited at the aiport for 36 hours straight
WTH? Was that within the country? I would just grab Daewoo would at least get me to the place!
 
I have noticed, that Emirates has increased the presence of desi and probably Pakistanis as their crews on the ground in dxb and on the plane, handling flights to and from Pakistan. Pretty clever, because only a Pakistani can decipher a Pakistani mindset.
But even educated, well to do people sometimes do such stupid things, that it's beyond belief.

I remember once on a Gulf Air flight, we landed in London. Most of the passengers were Pakistani since they were coming from Karachi. Due to some delays the plane landed a bit late and as such the gate allotted to us was no longer available. So the plane had to wait on the taxiway since the pilots didn't know which part of Heathrow would be the final stop. Now when the plane moved from runway to taxiway and paused for a while, everyone thought that we have arrived at the gate(despite being told the actual scenario by the crew) and wollah, unbuckled their seatbelts and stood up to take out their bags. And i could see all sorts of Pakistanis doing that, and let's be honest, you really don't see Labor class plying London routes from Pakistan these days. The plane is on a freakin taxiway and these people are standing in front of the door with their hand baggage. I was like WTF. Jahiliat ki inteha hai.
Talking on cellphones to inform your relatives what second of the minute did the plane touch down, then if they see you seem like a well to do guy (since you were flying with them for 6-7 hours, and hence you would have talked a bit, the usual salam dua) they would be talking on the phone and would want to insert a bit of show off, like 'Yea yea, bring the Cruiser, or Bring the MARSADEEZ' or 'Abba told customs wala i have 2 LCDs and 4 iphones in my bags (in case you are flying from dxb or far east)

But this is not specific to Pakistan. People from Srilanka, India and Bangladesh have similar traits. We seem to have lost the virtue of patience in our lives.
lolz...recently we landed early in Paris and yea the plane took us on tour around the airport coz we landed early :unsure: It stopped few times and I think pilot forgot to announce that we have not arrived or something and even then people were unbuckled and ready to get out of their seat ....and mind you this was full of goray!
 
Do pack up some favorite movies then! :blessya:
hahahha I am prob gonna pop the drowsy anti allergy and just sleep it off....Last time I went via PIA was from Umrah I think and it was ok I guess....just that am going back to Pakistan after like 3 yrs and all these news just makes me :fie:
 
hahahha I am prob gonna pop the drowsy anti allergy and just sleep it off....Last time I went via PIA was from Umrah I think and it was ok I guess....just that am going back to Pakistan after like 3 yrs and all these news just makes me :fie:

Hey, welcome home and it's not always that bad: all posts here just make you prepares for the worst.

I've often come across very fine neighbors aboard.

Are you flying in to Isb or Lhr?
 
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WTH? Was that within the country? I would just grab Daewoo would at least get me to the place!

No he was in dubai .. Long story I ll try and cut it short he use to have a ok job in khi was offered better position .. The recruitment company collected at the airport took them to another emirates in north some isolated no mans land"" forced them to sign docs offering salaries quarter of what they were initially offered "" took them few days to realise WTF has happened "" they decided to call the police who managed to get them out of shit

Poor guy wanted a cheap ticket as he was real tight decided to take shaheen which delayed for another 36hours ..they are known notorious on timing , never take unless you hear good reviews
 
Hey, welcome home and it's not always that bad: all posts here just make you prepares for the worst.

I've often come across very fine neighbors aboard.

Are you flying in to Isb or Lhr?
London - Isb with a stupid unreasonably long stay in Karachi :fie:
 
Do what i do eat some hash just as you reach the airport. By the time you get on flight youre nice and relaxed nothing will bother you
 
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Aaaaah Aero Asia. Those rattling and squeaking planes reminded me of being in a tran bogey. But those Russians hostesses. I distinctly remember one. Oh. My. God. I was like 16 then, but this gorgeous green eyed beauty smiled. All the raging hormones resulted in an awkward boner.

Dafuq :woot:
 

Im sure she noticed, even more awkward.

Forget all else, I remember flying on PIA from Isb to Khi a few months ago and gosh! The AC took an hour to turn on: all this when all passengers had been seated there.

The return flight was on Air Blue, so that weren't all chic and yes, they have much more interesting hostesses.

AirBlue it is for me now, Beautiful women at times :P
 

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