fatman17
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Howzzat?!!
"Ihope all concerned read my brilliant piece in the news called "where i stand" should not be confused with my other piece "where i grandstand". nobody realises that i am twice as smart as everybody else and i can smell a *** from silly mid-on if not from silly mid-off. all this is happening because we chose to bat instead of bowl, which is wrong as a whole.
it was a tragic mistake to undertake this brutal army action against al-qaeda and taliban in swat. reason and rationale have been set aside to use brute force and awful weapons against the gentle, unassuming, reasonable and rational taliban and even more gentler, unassuminger, reasonabler and rationaler al-qaeda.
my whole point is that al-qaeda-taliban should have been reasoned with, not attacked like this. i would have urged the taliban not to close down barber shops and CD shops. i would have gently urged them to try and resist the urge to kill people. and i would have assured them that next time i go to the US, i will myself plant the green flag of the TTP in disneyland next to spinning teacups.
shakespeare once said, "where are you going to my pretty maid"?. this is exactly what i've been asking General Kiyani for weeks. and he said to me "winnie the pooh is lost in hundred acre wood and nobody knows how cold are my toes, tiddly pom" what a wise a nd deep statement from one so young. here i could quote something from hamlet except that ham is not allowed in islam.
jemima's coming to pakistan to write a book - past present and future - its going to take her four whole days because pakistan is such a young country. has she been writing about italy, the costa del sol or other mediterranean hot spots, it would have taken her at least a week. my own memories are still a work in progress. i'm drawing upon my formidable memory with a red crayon.
my next piece is going to be "whose side am i on?" followed by "which side is up?" concluding with "tales from the crypt". my current observations are that although NS has been restored, nothing else has, electricity has not been restored, water has not been restored, cricket has not been restored, and whats worse shariah has not been restored. in such a situation, what can a monument such as i do? loved by most, ignored by all, i must plod on in the words of the great bunny rabbit, thumper. or the other way round, which is "i must plod on in the words of thumper, the great bunny rabbit"
IM the DIM
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"Ihope all concerned read my brilliant piece in the news called "where i stand" should not be confused with my other piece "where i grandstand". nobody realises that i am twice as smart as everybody else and i can smell a *** from silly mid-on if not from silly mid-off. all this is happening because we chose to bat instead of bowl, which is wrong as a whole.
it was a tragic mistake to undertake this brutal army action against al-qaeda and taliban in swat. reason and rationale have been set aside to use brute force and awful weapons against the gentle, unassuming, reasonable and rational taliban and even more gentler, unassuminger, reasonabler and rationaler al-qaeda.
my whole point is that al-qaeda-taliban should have been reasoned with, not attacked like this. i would have urged the taliban not to close down barber shops and CD shops. i would have gently urged them to try and resist the urge to kill people. and i would have assured them that next time i go to the US, i will myself plant the green flag of the TTP in disneyland next to spinning teacups.
shakespeare once said, "where are you going to my pretty maid"?. this is exactly what i've been asking General Kiyani for weeks. and he said to me "winnie the pooh is lost in hundred acre wood and nobody knows how cold are my toes, tiddly pom" what a wise a nd deep statement from one so young. here i could quote something from hamlet except that ham is not allowed in islam.
jemima's coming to pakistan to write a book - past present and future - its going to take her four whole days because pakistan is such a young country. has she been writing about italy, the costa del sol or other mediterranean hot spots, it would have taken her at least a week. my own memories are still a work in progress. i'm drawing upon my formidable memory with a red crayon.
my next piece is going to be "whose side am i on?" followed by "which side is up?" concluding with "tales from the crypt". my current observations are that although NS has been restored, nothing else has, electricity has not been restored, water has not been restored, cricket has not been restored, and whats worse shariah has not been restored. in such a situation, what can a monument such as i do? loved by most, ignored by all, i must plod on in the words of the great bunny rabbit, thumper. or the other way round, which is "i must plod on in the words of thumper, the great bunny rabbit"
IM the DIM
FT
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