When In Europe Speak Euro-English

[Windjammer]

Euro- English: Official language of the European Union

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

 

[Hyde]

Hahahahahahahaha you have converted English into European language what else is left Hahahaha good one!

 

[JonAsad]

Its more like English converted into German -

 

[Tin Man]

I think you plagarised this . Infact im sure of it. Please give due credit to the owner while you post.

 

[Capt.Popeye]

I think you plagarised this . Infact im sure of it. Please give due credit to the owner while you post.

Its on facebook, been circulating some time (somebody sent it to me more than 2 years ago); here it is in its entirety:

Euro-EnglishCategory:Just for Fun - Totally RandomDescription:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

n.b. The underlined part is the part deleted in the OP.

 

[Ahmad]

very diffikalt desision.

 

[Tin Man]

Unless your name is francis and are an indian citizen, you cannot claim its ownership.

 

[Vinod2070]

Yes, it is several years old stuff.

 

[Windjammer]

I think you plagarised this . Infact im sure of it. Please give due credit to the owner while you post.

As the saying goes, enjoy the fruit, don't waste time counting the trees.
Where did I claim to the effect that it was my creation.
In-fact, a contact e-mailed it from Pakistan, and I decided to share it with the community.