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[Imran Khan]

Dhanya juice kyon peete hain, please elaborate

in punjab we have joke .jis ne dhniya koot ker pee liya wo itna thanda ho jata hai ke us per viagra bhi aser nhi kerti

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

kya size ki bottles thi or kya rate chal raha hai ajkal yaar hum bhi to deekhy kitni mehngai hoi hai 1 saal main

Black=6k...

 

[Imran Khan]

Woke up @ 12pm... had 8 more pegs... and we were on our way to murree... didnt get a hangover... but my frnd vomited twice tht night...

The worst hangover i got was when i drank 2 bottles of black... i was crawling ... my servant took me to the bathroom... turned on the shower... i fell asleep... after 30 minutes.. he came back picked me up and took me to my room.. slept till 3pm and had a nasty hangover(headache) for the whole day!

And tht was the first and last time i ever had it...

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True.........thts why i drank for the first time.

lolz tum log paani samjh ker peety rahy yaar .hum peety rahy behik bhi gay per bathroom le jany ki nobat nhi ayee mera asool hai pee ker apny kadmoon per chal ker wapas ana hai or shuker hai ajj tak kabhi mujhy koi paker nhi laya .ppl say i have so much blood i am healthy thats why sharab mujhy gira nhi paati .after drink my hands face become red

 

[void_0in]

Woke up @ 12pm... had 8 more pegs... and we were on our way to murree... didnt get a hangover... but my frnd vomited twice tht night...

The worst hangover i got was when i drank 2 bottles of black... i was crawling ... my servant took me to the bathroom... turned on the shower... i fell asleep... after 30 minutes.. he came back picked me up and took me to my room.. slept till 3pm and had a nasty hangover(headache) for the whole day!

And tht was the first and last time i ever had it...

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True.........thts why i drank for the first time.

duniya mc ladki ki satayi hui hai...aap koi akele nahi ho bhai jaan....ab to sharab jeene ka sahara ban chuki hai

 

[RazPaK]

PN if you continue to drunk like that you will start losing your hair.

 

[Bratva]

Sharab kay sath shabab houna chahye na kay imran bhai ki tarha sharab pee kar loundo ki fights dekho aur na PN ki tarha rifle kay sath beth kar banda piye

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

lolz tum log paani samjh ker peety rahy yaar .hum peety rahy behik bhi gay per bathroom le jany ki nobat nhi ayee mera asool hai pee ker apny kadmoon per chal ker wapas ana hai or shuker hai ajj tak kabhi mujhy koi paker nhi laya .ppl say i have so much blood i am healthy thats why sharab mujhy gira nhi paati .after drink my hands face become red

Tht was 3 years ago... i drank for the first time... and 2 bottles at the same time... and tht too alone...i was 18 back than... now i drink like a fish... and never even had a hangover buddy..

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PN if you continue to drunk like that you will start losing your hair.

And i wonder why i was suffring frm hairloss...though im not bold or anything....alot of hair fall... never knew tht!

 

[nalandapride]

Me n my frnd went to islamabad 2 weeks back... we bought 3 bottles of black,jack dan,chivas.... drank 1 in 2 hours... and when we were high... we ran out of cigars... so i drove the car and went to blue area for cigars.... thts 20 km frm where we were stayin.. another thing.. i drink neat no water n no bleedin water.

Neat peene ka alag hi maza hai par main zyada control karta hoon.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Sharab kay sath shabab houna chahye na kay imran bhai ki tarha sharab pee kar loundo ki fights dekho aur na PN ki tarha rifle kay sath beth kar banda piye

I dnt womanize..... infact i consider it a shamefull act.

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Neat peene ka alag hi maza hai par main zyada control karta hoon.

My frnds stop n joke abt my liver... but who the ...k cares!

Neat scotch and a cigar and some soothing music.

 

[nalandapride]

PN if you continue to drunk like that you will start losing your hair.

iske baare mein mujhe nahi pata tha. fir America ya Europe ke saare log ganje kyon nahi hote, wo to roz peete hain.

 

[Imran Khan]

PN if you continue to drunk like that you will start losing your hair.

wrong if age will come you will lose hum kya gangy ho gay ? kuch nhi hota ye sab bateen hai ager aysa hota to sary non muslim country ganjy hoty hahahahahaha

 

[RazPaK]

iske baare mein mujhe nahi pata tha. fir America ya Europe ke saare log ganje kyon nahi hote, wo to roz peete hain.

Alcohol and masturbation makes you lose hair. And lots of middle-aged men in America are bald. lol

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wrong if age will come you will lose hum kya gangy ho gay ? kuch nhi hota ye sab bateen hai ager aysa hota to sary non muslim country ganjy hoty hahahahahaha

Imran Bhai, If you drink heavily trust me, this will happen. It affects your liver.

 

[Imran Khan]

Sharab kay sath shabab houna chahye na kay imran bhai ki tarha sharab pee kar loundo ki fights dekho aur na PN ki tarha rifle kay sath beth kar banda piye

yum please humy gandi adteen na sikhao ok sharab to achi cheez hai per shabab wo bhi market se ? nhi nhi ye bhut hi ghatiya kam hai

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

@razpak.. dont tell me u dont drink...occasionally maybe?

 

[Imran Khan]

Alcohol and masturbation makes you lose hair. And lots of middle-aged men in America are bald. lol

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Imran Bhai, If you drink heavily trust me, this will happen. It affects your liver.

what havily yaar hum kya tumhy ghum ke mary lagty hain ya ye indian film hai ? hum kam kerty hain busy rehty hain internet use kerty hain khana banaty hain khaty hain ghoomny jaty hain bahir or bhi bhut kuch or jab mode ho to pee bhi lety hain hum regular nhi hain na hi hamara yehi mission hai . ye to jab bhut tense hoon khushi ho udaasi ho ye bor ho ya kuch to warna aik month main 3-4 bus