What would you do if you were the last living person on Earth?

[Major d1]

1. Go live in the white house.
2. Eat all the sushi before it went bad.
3. Find a kitten, keep it in the white house, and treat it like royalty.
4. Gather cans of whipped cream and spray them into my mouth whilst reminiscing about where it all went wrong.
5. Raid all the gun shops and shoot into the air whilst taking awesome selfies.
6. Cry. A lot.
7. Take drugs. A lot.
8. Eat donuts. A lot.
9. Travel to ALL the places.
10. Impose national holidays such as National No School Day and Puppy Appreciation Day.
11. Steal the fanciest wine in the world and take small sips whilst pretending to be fancy.
12. Always wear a monocle.
13. Leave tons of messages to aliens, detailing what happened on Earth.
14. Be studying electrical engineering, so I can get power in my area to work again.
15. Play with robots.
16. Pretend to break into, and steal from, people’s houses.
17. MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF THINGS GO BOOM.
18. Attempt to make test tube babies, probably fail miserably, continue eating whipped cream.
19. Throw gold into the ocean, just because I can.
20. Grab a pile of preserved human eggs, a bunch of preserved human sperm, a paper, a metal case, and a gun. I write on the paper, ‘revive us if you have the technology’ in every language I can find, then put the stuff I brought in the metal case. I take my final spray of whipped cream, eat another piece of sushi I've been saving for this moment, and shoot myself. It was a life well lived.

EDIT:

Y’know, I probably should have been more specific with the “revive us if you can” message. How about “Hey, we were a cool species called humans. We all died though and I was the last one. You guys see that box of goopy stuff over there? Thats the stuff you need to get us back. (Insert article about human insemination here.)

 

[LaaL]

1. Go live in the white house.
2. Eat all the sushi before it went bad.
3. Find a kitten, keep it in the white house, and treat it like royalty.
4. Gather cans of whipped cream and spray them into my mouth whilst reminiscing about where it all went wrong.
5. Raid all the gun shops and shoot into the air whilst taking awesome selfies.
6. Cry. A lot.
7. Take drugs. A lot.
8. Eat donuts. A lot.
9. Travel to ALL the places.
10. Impose national holidays such as National No School Day and Puppy Appreciation Day.
11. Steal the fanciest wine in the world and take small sips whilst pretending to be fancy.
12. Always wear a monocle.
13. Leave tons of messages to aliens, detailing what happened on Earth.
14. Be studying electrical engineering, so I can get power in my area to work again.
15. Play with robots.
16. Pretend to break into, and steal from, people’s houses.
17. MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF THINGS GO BOOM.
18. Attempt to make test tube babies, probably fail miserably, continue eating whipped cream.
19. Throw gold into the ocean, just because I can.
20. Grab a pile of preserved human eggs, a bunch of preserved human sperm, a paper, a metal case, and a gun. I write on the paper, ‘revive us if you have the technology’ in every language I can find, then put the stuff I brought in the metal case. I take my final spray of whipped cream, eat another piece of sushi I've been saving for this moment, and shoot myself. It was a life well lived.

EDIT:

Y’know, I probably should have been more specific with the “revive us if you can” message. How about “Hey, we were a cool species called humans. We all died though and I was the last one. You guys see that box of goopy stuff over there? Thats the stuff you need to get us back. (Insert article about human insemination here.)

This tell lot about you....Sad
If you ever got a chance you would steel, robe and whatever ill is in your mind.
Rest any other sane person on earth in that situation may sad to death, commit suicide or try to find some living thing to start a new life.

 

[Major d1]

hmm. agreed.

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Do some genetic engineering and create Human/Bonobo hybrid sentient species. Then declare myself Ensi Lord of the Earth.

 

[ebrahym]

1. Go live in the white house.
2. Eat all the sushi before it went bad.
3. Find a kitten, keep it in the white house, and treat it like royalty.
4. Gather cans of whipped cream and spray them into my mouth whilst reminiscing about where it all went wrong.
5. Raid all the gun shops and shoot into the air whilst taking awesome selfies.
6. Cry. A lot.
7. Take drugs. A lot.
8. Eat donuts. A lot.
9. Travel to ALL the places.
10. Impose national holidays such as National No School Day and Puppy Appreciation Day.
11. Steal the fanciest wine in the world and take small sips whilst pretending to be fancy.
12. Always wear a monocle.
13. Leave tons of messages to aliens, detailing what happened on Earth.
14. Be studying electrical engineering, so I can get power in my area to work again.
15. Play with robots.
16. Pretend to break into, and steal from, people’s houses.
17. MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF THINGS GO BOOM.
18. Attempt to make test tube babies, probably fail miserably, continue eating whipped cream.
19. Throw gold into the ocean, just because I can.
20. Grab a pile of preserved human eggs, a bunch of preserved human sperm, a paper, a metal case, and a gun. I write on the paper, ‘revive us if you have the technology’ in every language I can find, then put the stuff I brought in the metal case. I take my final spray of whipped cream, eat another piece of sushi I've been saving for this moment, and shoot myself. It was a life well lived.

EDIT:

Y’know, I probably should have been more specific with the “revive us if you can” message. How about “Hey, we were a cool species called humans. We all died though and I was the last one. You guys see that box of goopy stuff over there? Thats the stuff you need to get us back. (Insert article about human insemination here.)

i'll be stuck with my hands

Do some genetic engineering and create Human/Bonobo hybrid sentient species. Then declare myself Ensi Lord of the Earth.

yeah i want to be a god as well

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

yeah i want to be a god as well

I didn't say that.

 

[Major d1]

Do some genetic engineering and create Human/Bonobo hybrid sentient species. Then declare myself Ensi Lord of the Earth.

lol

i'll be stuck with my hands

Plz dn't jump from the sky :p

 

[Akasa]

Take a gun and join the others.

 

[Major d1]

Take a gun and join the others.

where?

 

[Akasa]

where?

On the other side of the tunnel (if you know what I mean).

 

[RAMPAGE]

1. Go live in the white house.
2. Eat all the sushi before it went bad.
3. Find a kitten, keep it in the white house, and treat it like royalty.
4. Gather cans of whipped cream and spray them into my mouth whilst reminiscing about where it all went wrong.
5. Raid all the gun shops and shoot into the air whilst taking awesome selfies.
6. Cry. A lot.
7. Take drugs. A lot.
8. Eat donuts. A lot.
9. Travel to ALL the places.
10. Impose national holidays such as National No School Day and Puppy Appreciation Day.
11. Steal the fanciest wine in the world and take small sips whilst pretending to be fancy.
12. Always wear a monocle.
13. Leave tons of messages to aliens, detailing what happened on Earth.
14. Be studying electrical engineering, so I can get power in my area to work again.
15. Play with robots.
16. Pretend to break into, and steal from, people’s houses.
17. MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF THINGS GO BOOM.
18. Attempt to make test tube babies, probably fail miserably, continue eating whipped cream.
19. Throw gold into the ocean, just because I can.
20. Grab a pile of preserved human eggs, a bunch of preserved human sperm, a paper, a metal case, and a gun. I write on the paper, ‘revive us if you have the technology’ in every language I can find, then put the stuff I brought in the metal case. I take my final spray of whipped cream, eat another piece of sushi I've been saving for this moment, and shoot myself. It was a life well lived.

EDIT:

Y’know, I probably should have been more specific with the “revive us if you can” message. How about “Hey, we were a cool species called humans. We all died though and I was the last one. You guys see that box of goopy stuff over there? Thats the stuff you need to get us back. (Insert article about human insemination here.)

https://www.quora.com/What-would-you-do-if-you-are-the-last-human?no_redirect=1#!n=12

 

[Major d1]

On the other side of the tunnel (if you know what I mean).

https://www.quora.com/What-would-you-do-if-you-are-the-last-human?no_redirect=1#!n=12

Digg the main one

 

[Soulspeek]

Move around naked and maybe mate with an animal that is genetically closest to humans. Try to raise up a new species.

Will do everything that religion taught us not to do. Who cares when you are alone in the world!

 

[Major d1]

ahhhaaaa.

 

[livingdead]

This tell lot about you....Sad
If you ever got a chance you would steel, robe and whatever ill is in your mind.
Rest any other sane person on earth in that situation may sad to death, commit suicide or try to find some living thing to start a new life.

he did not write it...
@Major d1 always put the link to original source, its basic forum etiquette.