What Indians will do on MARS ?

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Mangal Mangal ho! What Indians will do on MARS - Rediff.com News

It’s only obvious that in a country of at least 1.2 billion people as many as 80,000 have already enrolled for their ‘one way trip’ to Mars. And with our very own Mangalyaan on its way to the Red Planet, it’s equally obvious that Indians will leave behind their mark in their own quintessentially ‘bharatiya’ ways.

Hence, it’s obvious that we at Rediff.com will come up with a satire feature on what all our brothers and sisters would do on our planetary neighbour. So sit back, and join us in our joy ride! Bharat Mata ki Jai!

 

[RangerPK]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

 

[OrionHunter]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

Yep! Since it is a hard concept for us Yindoos to grasp, we should learn common sense and common decency from Pakistan which is a perfect example of being endowed with a cultured civilization that the world should learn from.

And was the OP trying to be sarcastic or funny when he posted this nonsensical tripe?? That first post has made him look more like a moron with half a withering brain cell. Wasn't funny by a mile.

 

[fiji]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

Chandrayaan 1 , Chandrayaan 2.

 

[EyelessInGaza]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

So... I'm guessing that according to you it would be decent to go to the Moon before trying out Mars?

 

[RangerPK]

Yep! Since it is a hard concept for us Yindoos to grasp, we should learn common sense and common decency from Pakistan which is a perfect example of being endowed with a cultured civilization that the world should learn from.

I guess you are already at it, by spending so much time on a Pakistani forum to the point of being obsessive.

 

[OrionHunter]

I guess you are already at it, by spending so much time on a Pakistani forum to the point of being obsessive.

Yep! I'm suffering from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). That's why I'm on PDF! After all, what would I do without guys like you who light up my life every day of the week?

 

[kingkobra]

I guess you are already at it, by spending so much time on a Pakistani forum to the point of being obsessive.

Do not think for a second that we are here because we are obsessed with pakistan. There are many forums from pakistan on the internet but this one stand out due to its outreach and other good/bad things. We admire good things about other countries which might even be our enemies.
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On topic : It is easy to take one picture of mars and put culture related things on top of it and publish it over internet. It is even more easy to just copy paste it on the forum but it is just stupid to make comments like below.

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

 

[airmarshal]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

Partially true. But India is a country of contradictions. They want toys of Big Boys while poverty worse than Africa in their country.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

Partially true. But India is a country of contradictions. They want toys of Big Boys while poverty worse than Africa in their country.

We got Pakistan as our neighbor. We need to get out of here. And Mars will hopefully be far enough away to stop your occasional exports to us

 

[JohnyD]

not surprised since this question has come from the Pakistani and about Mars...you know Mars...!!! ..its like madrasa student in Pak talking about Harward students and making fun of them! rofl.........

 

[IndoCarib]

You know, it would make sense to develop technology to go to the moon first before heading towards Mars... but then again, we are talking about Indians here...

Common sense and common decency is a hard concept for them to grasp.

We have already sent Lunar probe in 2008. This is logical next step.

 

[mano99]

A poll was done by a chinese newspaper among 8000 chinese people on indian mars mission..80% said that they welcomed it since it shows the power of South Asia.Pakistanis ,are you listening..

 

[airmarshal]

We got Pakistan as our neighbor. We need to get out of here. And Mars will hopefully be far enough away to stop your occasional exports to us

Thats right! so stupid of you to go to Mars, when hell supposed to be farther away from Mars is actually close to your home. Actually in your home!

While you talk about our 'exports', let me get this straight, although off topic. You and your country are the exporters of terrorism. It was East Pakistan in 1971 and now FATA and Baluchistan. Proof of your terrorism already provided to and acknowledged by your PM.

 

[Chronos]

Partially true. But India is a country of contradictions. They want toys of Big Boys while poverty worse than Africa in their country.

You are actually right. The wealth disparity is so high that there are nations within a nation and you can use your money to cosset yourself from the ground realities.

I am not against space exploration. Rather our capacity to tolerate corruption, our wasteful expenditure on other things.

There is a reason why the shining India narrative got thrashed in the election