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What If Every Country Ending in "Stan" United?

Actually you might as well use 'Pakistanics' unless you want to be prejudicial to Pakistan. The reason is simple. There is multitude of ehnic groups in Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakistan, In fact they are a potpourri of peoples. Take Uzbekistan -

Population of Uzbekistan according to ethnic group 1926–1989
Ethnic
group
census 1926
Number

Uzbeks 3,467,226
Tajiks 350,670
Kazakhs 191,126
Russians 245,807
Karakalpaks 142,688
Kyrgyz 79,610
Tatars 28,335
Turkmens 31,492
Koreans 30 0.0
Ukrainians 25,335
Crimean Tatars 46,829
Turks 371

Jews 37,621
Armenians 14,862
Azerbaijanis 20,764
Uyghurs 36,349

Bashkirs 624

Others 77,889
Going by You... It should be Indics, no?... I wrote Turkics and Iranics because they are rather well defined... Uzbeks, Turkmens, Kazakhs, Uighurs, Hazaras and Kyrgyz are Turkic's ethnic and linguistically... Pashtuns, Tajiks and Baloch are Iranic mixes along with languages...

Now play by your own logic... I just exhibited my ignorance.
 
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It should be Indics
Does India have the suffix 'stan'? :crazy:

Going by You... It should be Indics, no?... I wrote Turkics and Iranics because they are rather well defined... Uzbeks, Turkmens, Kazakhs, Uighurs, Hazaras and Kyrgyz are Turkic's ethnic and linguistically... Pashtuns, Tajiks and Baloch are Iranic mixes along with languages...
It's not quite cut and dry as you make it. How are Hazara Mongols 'Turkic'? And where do Armenians fit? There are many more I could cite.

Hazara Mongols for instance speak derivitive of Farsi, but are genetically analogous to Mongolians and are Muslim. Or many of the Turkics you mention are Turkic speaking but of varying mixes underlying stratum. It is not cut and dry like you paint it. All that rubbish is tripe and self serving.

Turkics and Iranics because they are rather well defined
Like fcuk they are. How are Hazara Turkic? Or are they Iranic because they speak Dari?

Of course this exposes you as a Gangu hiding behind American flags. Tell me are Tamil, Bihari, Malaylam speaking their gibberish all 'Indics'? And what is 'Indic' anyway? Name rooted to Indus but now covers head shakuing Biharis with gibberish speaking Tamils.
 
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Does India have the suffix 'stan'? :crazy:

It's not quite cut and dry as you make it. How are Hazara Mongols 'Turkic'? And where do Armenians fit? There are many more I could cite.

Hazara Mongols for instance speak derivitive of Farsi, but are genetically analogous to Mongolians and are Muslim. Or many of the Turkics you mention are Turkic speaking but of varying mixes underlying stratum. It is not cut and dry like you paint it. All that rubbish is tripe and self serving.

Like fcuk they are. How are Hazara Turkic? Or are they Iranic because they speak Dari?

Of course this exposes you as a Gangu hiding behind American flags. Tell me are Tamil, Bihari, Malaylam speaking their gibberish all 'Indics'? And what is 'Indic' anyway? Name rooted to Indus but now covers head shakuing Biharis with gibberish speaking Tamils.
U r mixing it up.
Indic r bhayyas,(yes not just UP, Biharis)
Tamil/malayalis r dravidians(madrasi)
Two different ppl.
 
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Does India have the suffix 'stan'? :crazy:

It's not quite cut and dry as you make it. How are Hazara Mongols 'Turkic'? And where do Armenians fit? There are many more I could cite.

Hazara Mongols for instance speak derivitive of Farsi, but are genetically analogous to Mongolians and are Muslim. Or many of the Turkics you mention are Turkic speaking but of varying mixes underlying stratum. It is not cut and dry like you paint it. All that rubbish is tripe and self serving.

Like fcuk they are. How are Hazara Turkic? Or are they Iranic because they speak Dari?

Of course this exposes you as a Gangu hiding behind American flags. Tell me are Tamil, Bihari, Malaylam speaking their gibberish all 'Indics'? And what is 'Indic' anyway? Name rooted to Indus but now covers head shakuing Biharis with gibberish speaking Tamils.
Well, if Indic as Indus Pakistan defines it ... they are Indics... while those who call themselves Indians would be gangatic, no? Either way, it is all for laughs only... don't take it personal. I have no interest nor intention to be another Indus Pakistan here... let him be your guide.
Didn't realize... it is indeed Indus Pakistan... cheezy... now I'm confused... come again with your theories.
 
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The Bush Administration did offer the "Seven Stan" idea to traitor General Pervez Musharraf soon after invading Afghanistan but it was rejected by the Pakistani / Pakistani military.
 
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Yeah not interested in ex Soviet Republics tbh and I dont think they might have an interest either
 
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Yeah not interested in ex Soviet Republics tbh and I dont think they might have an interest either
Though, if you think about... it is Pakistan's backyard... Pakistan can be energy independent owing just to this region. Plus there is abundance of natural resources. Putting ethnicities and languages aside, the region has no other outlet and that is the reason for their misery. CAR's economies are muffled exactly because of this reason. If you ask them they'd never choose to be client states of Russian Federation. Geographically this region is indispensable and historically, eternally connected with the people of Pakistan.

The other day an Indian Maj. Gen. Poured his heart out salivating over Central Asia. So, this is definitely not unthinkable but Pakistan is nowhere near realizing this farfetched dream.
 
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Though, if you think about... it is Pakistan's 0backyard... Pakistan can be energy independent owing just to this region. Plus there is abundance of natural resources. Putting ethnicities and languages aside, the region has no other outlet and that is the reason for their misery. CAR's economies are muffled exactly because of this reason. If you ask them they'd never choose to be client states of Russian Federation. Geographically this region is indispensable and historically, eternally connected with the people of Pakistan.

The other day an Indian Maj. Gen. Poured his heart out salivating over Central Asia. So, this is definitely not unthinkable but Pakistan is nowhere near realizing this farfetched dream.

I have met several Central Asians they are biggest Russophiles ever not Pakostaniphiles they view Pakistanis and Afghans as fundamentalist types something they dont want in their Soviet created entities tho I would not say they hate us but compared to fantasies Pakistanis have had about the region since the 90s and break up of the Soviet Union most see Pakistan as just random Muslim country in fact I think China has much bigger economic influence there more than Russia now economic wise I am not saying ignoring the stans in Eurasia but let's be realistic here we should expand ties for energy but any other type of influence is not likely we had a chance in the 90s and blew it

*Personally if you ask me none of these Central Asian stans have a long history just like the Balkans most were artificial entities made by Stalin in the 1930s Pakistan has more longer and ancient history .These "stans" who got independence in the early 90s were cause by greedy Soviet apprachichicks thanks to Gorby" failed Glasnost and Perestrokia policies wanted more money from west/US but instead they got reliant more on China but besides Russia still wields a lot of influence via the CSTO and the Eurasian Economic Union besides the Ruskies still have millions living there still mainly in Kazakhstan and parts of Kyrgyzstan still in 2020.

@Mangus Ortus Novem @Indus Pakistan
 
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is it weird that i actually had a dream about this some time back? These nations uniting to become one under Pakistan :). Although in my dream it was Pakistan uniting them.:police::-):p:

Our historic region extends from Indus River (Sappta Sindhava) all the way up to Ferghana.

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Even the people of Southern Uzbekistan like Termez (Tirmidh) look exactly like Pakistanis, it is also the hottest place in Uzbekistan.

Once Afghanistan and Pakistan merge naturally, others will join as well. Most likely Tajikstan and Uzbekistan. It may become a necessity as world events push us together.

Pakistan represents a gift to this region, as we survived Soviet invasion and preserved our Islamic culture which were lost by our brothers and sisters in the CARs.

Punjabis/Sindhis(mix of previous two and indigenous populations).

Actually we are mostly Iranics too (from Scythian, Kushan, and Hepthalite origin.) IVC and Greek remnants were swamped by Iranic settlement starting from around 1 bc.

However Punjabi and Sindhi languages mixed and melded into what it is today by heavily borrowing from many sources including ancient IVC, Iranics, Persians, Arabs, and Turks/Mongols. In turn Punjabi was the main precursor to Urdu, which further borrowed from Dari. It makes Urdu in its highest form a dialect of Dari (Eastern Persian.)
 
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Our historic region extends from Indus River (Sappta Sindhava) all the way up to Ferghana.

ngb_ferghana_valleymap_main.png


Even the people of Southern Uzbekistan like Termez (Tirmidh) look exactly like Pakistanis, it is also the hottest place in Uzbekistan.

Once Afghanistan and Pakistan merge naturally, others will join as well. Most likely Tajikstan and Uzbekistan. It may become a necessity as world events push us together.

Pakistan represents a gift to this region, as we survived Soviet invasion and preserved our Islamic culture which were lost by our brothers and sisters in the CARs.



Actually we are mostly Iranics too (from Scythian, Kushan, and Hepthalite origin.) IVC and Greek remnants were swamped by Iranic settlement starting from around 1 bc.

However Punjabi and Sindhi languages mixed and melded into what it is today by heavily borrowing from many sources including ancient IVC, Iranics, Persians, Arabs, and Turks/Mongols. In turn Punjabi was the main precursor to Urdu, which further borrowed from Dari. It makes Urdu in its highest form a dialect of Dari (Eastern Persian.)

Nice fantasy you got there but I would rather take the Wakhan Corridor for us than to have these ex Soviet Republic wastelands and btw much of Central Asia was better off under Soviet rule
 
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