Taken from a thread I posted before ----Lets start on a lighter note .....
After all the Sardar jokes - Now it's the turn of the 'Bongs'!!!!
What do you call: A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen.
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha.
A Bengali mobster? -----Rob-in Gang-uli.
A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bong-la.
What's bigger than the state of Bengal ? --- The Bay of Bengal .
An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-Chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee.
An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu.
A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding.
What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr. Ghoosh.
What does a ghati call a burping Bong? ---- Mukhopadhaya.
How does the Bong learn the alphabet?--- -A for Orange , B for Begetable... .
How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Breej.
What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My hurt is hearting"
And finally,
What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction
Enjoy