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I am not so worried about the men in uniform. I know there have been instances in the past where emotions have run high and they have come to blows.

Also it did not miss my eyes that on the Pakistan side, besides the ceremonial gate and leg swinging guys, there were proper Rangers in combat uniform with guns. I did not see similar on our side but am ok if I am corrected. Was also surprised to see a Pakistani surd. Felt weird.

The junta on both side wearing caps and waving paper flags looked like they were enjoying themselves. Like on a picnic.

But I am worried about the slogans etc. Tempers might run high. People might lose their cool. There may be a day when both crowds overpower the few soldiers on both sides and clash.

Might get very ugly???

Hey they get to mix in Cricket matches bro....many times in history.

A cpl minor clashes have happened.....but nothing like the football thugs of countries that are supposed to be allies even.

Indians and Pakistani aam admi are generally loud, like a small punch-up at worst....but rarely will it get out of hand beyond that.

@Nilgiri

So that was what was bothering you. Right.

Have you seen the differences between the Americans on parade, the Germans, the Russians, the Chileans (yes, the Chileans, with Uhlan helmets and a quasi-goose step), the north Koreans, and the British?

Source: https://defence.pk/threads/wagah.444359/#ixzz4HPpieTrB
That was the British version of the Quick March. Let me explain.

The regular march, until Napoleon, was what the British Royal Guards march: 80 steps to the minute. Napoleon, or the French Revolutionary armies in general, introduced the quick march, which is 120 steps a minute. The command reflects that: 'Tez chal' in Hindi. The light infantry, specifically, Rifle Regiments, marched much quicker, almost unmanageable for heavily-laden regular troops, at 140 steps a minute, best done with rifles at the trail. This started in the Napoleonic Wars as well, with the British raising light infantry and rifles regiments (I won't bore you with the history and the distinctions, except to remind you that if Moore, the chief motive force behind rifle regiments, had not died at Corunna, Wellington would have had serious competition). If you look carefully at some of the Guards regiments parades (not all), they keep to the old regular march.

Point being?

If that silly chucklehead, the Air Force officer, had marched at 80 steps a minute, it would have been far more dignified. After all, he was not a French revolutionary trooper, rushing to intercept the enemy and force him to battle; he is just escorting a dignitary to inspect the Guard of Honour.

Second, and third: the actual inspection is done at a slow march. You are probably already aware that the Guards each of the five regiments have two tunes, one, their signature quick march, one, their signature slow march, or inspection march. Earlier, our dignitaries used to make at least an attempt at keeping to the slow step, now they just stroll along and get on with it. Just as well, I suppose.

The third bit is the ridiculous Soviet Russian inheritance, where the guard's individual members each turn their faces to the dignitary, moving as he moves along. Never seen such a ridiculous spectacle, and just goes to show what complete lack of depth our generals had, mixing and matching Russo-German modes with British.

The goose-step is Prussian, and the Russians have adapted it, after adopting it. They do it as a slow step as well, particularly ceremonial guards around a monument. That is a separate chapter by itself.

That is the cadence, the beat, the marching cycle. What you are tittering about is the arm movement. Right. Let's visit that.

Let's start with one extreme and move to the other. The LEAST arm movement is the American, and it goes along with the listless stride that is their parade-ground practice; it is unsettling to see a bad-arse Marine daintily picking his way with that particular gait. Video examples will follow.

Then we have the Germans (and the Russians; Russian drill generally follows German drill very closely, because of the long history of Russian monarchs being from small German principalities). They take their arms across their body in the opposite direction, almost touching the opposite arm. The back-swing is limited and short. I mention this because worse is to follow.

The Thais have the same movement across the body, in front; when the arm goes back, however, it is flung OUT, away from the body, in a very defined, unmistakable kind of way. But since HM has written pretty good marches (in a German style) himself, it is difficult to question his adaptation of ceremonial. He obviously has a view, and obviously likes it to be heard.

That brings us to the last, most extreme variation: the British-Indian-Pakistani way (I presume the PA has not changed its basic quick march; never having watched a Pakistani parade, can't say). Here the arm is raised to the level of the shoulders, BUT NOT BEYOND. A bad parade commander will allow some enthusiastic idiots to make their squads raise their arms unnecessarily high, which looks clumsy and gauche.

So if your baneful eye were to fall on the same ceremonial at the regular march cadence of 80, and were to see the arm lifted up to the shoulder but not beyond, it would have nothing to quarrel about. I can assure you that these two small modifications would make the matter far more graceful.

You didn't like the double time the soldiers did. More of that and the paratrooper double time later.

Yup I am all for just a few small modifications indeed. Its just a little on the ridiculous side for me is all.

Kudos for your long detailed post and I will wait for part 2 etc.

If I had my way the entire event would be cancelled and the crossing treated like any other functional outpost.

Absolutely!
 
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Its all for public consumption..
They should do away with this stupidity and become insaan ke bacche
 
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I find it a little over the top as well.

But most desis like the panache and extra spice....just like our food and drink ;)...and its tyranny by majority I'm afraid.

I also have some level of disdain for various british-legacy procedures in the indian military when marching, parading etc. I think its time to move on and make them more clean and professional rather than have the excessive silly walk tradition I see sometimes. Not sure how it goes with the Pakistan military.

Oh and dont get me started with the jogging in one spot parade thing that the Indian paratroopers seem to have caught onto....and which seems to have a longer legacy among our neighbours to the west.

What do the honourable gents think?

@Joe Shearer @jbgt90 @PARIKRAMA @Abingdonboy @RAMPAGE @django @anant_s @Oscar @Rain Man et.al


oh and honourable lady too @Levina :D
Not very tasteful, is it? Joe and you have said it all. Doesn't help improve our relations.

I'd rather see more of this


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Not very tasteful, is it? Joe and you have said it all. Doesn't help improve our relations.

I'd rather see more of this


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Yes lets have a big ticklefest and bhangra dance off daily instead hehe.

In all honesty I think with the wagah infra in place already, things can be changed to have some joint-cultural events instead (dancers, singers, artisans etc...) and keep everything else professional like @Abingdonboy has said.

Keep the beat the retreat dramabaaz as a legacy performance for say a cricket match day or something hehe....but no need to perform it day in and day out methinks. :-)
 
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Yes lets have a big ticklefest and bhangra dance off daily instead hehe.

In all honesty I think with the wagah infra in place already, things can be changed to have some joint-cultural events instead (dancers, singers, artisans etc...) and keep everything else professional like @Abingdonboy has said.

Keep the beat the retreat dramabaaz as a legacy performance for say a cricket match day or something hehe....but no need to perform it day in and day out methinks. :-)
An enclosed venue can be created having pubs, exhibition stalls, restaurants and theaters etcetera where people from both sides came meet up, have some fun and return to their respective sides afterwards. That would be so awesome!
 
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An enclosed venue can be created having pubs, exhibition stalls, restaurants and theaters etcetera where people from both sides came meet up, have some fun and return to their respective sides afterwards. That would be so awesome!

I think this is a great idea brother. But wonder why something so obvious has not been worked on and executed for 7 decades? Each side could have a security area prior to entering the common area to check for guns, explosives, etc. Also money, drugs, or other contraband.
 
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I think this is a great idea brother. But wonder why something so obvious has not been worked on and executed for 7 decades? Each side could have a security area prior to entering the common area to check for guns, explosives, etc. Also money, drugs, or other contraband.
Such ideas are opposed by the very same mentality that obstructs our part of the world from understanding that peace and trade is much more profitable than war.
 
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An enclosed venue can be created having pubs, exhibition stalls, restaurants and theaters etcetera where people from both sides came meet up, have some fun and return to their respective sides afterwards. That would be so awesome!
sometimes you sound very intelligent... this is totally doable:)
 
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sometimes you sound very intelligent... :)
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I refuse to impart my wisdom to those who do not value it. No demand for it here. People here would rather compare their penile lengths.

I have hard time believing rampage has sounded unintelligent at any point....esp coming from the likes of you :)
But you haven't known me as long as he has. I was no better than most kids (and others who refuse to grow up) we have here.
 
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But you haven't known me as long as he has. I was no better than most kids (and others who refuse to grow up) we have here.

Ah ok....well I appreciate how you have matured then. I count you as top tier in class in this forum I must say.

I know Hinduguy is definitely still quite naughty in certain threads :D....looks like you have vaulted over him somewhat.
 
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Ah ok....well I appreciate how you have matured then. I count you as top tier in class in this forum I must say.

I know Hinduguy is definitely still quite naughty in certain threads :D....looks like you have vaulted over him somewhat.

Oh no question about that. I've been trying to play the Goldberg Variations on my extremely choked bandwidth, and am just ready to kill myself. Poor @hinduguy , OTOH, is still trying to decide whether to be Animal, Vegetable or Mineral. He has some tough choices.
 
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On the IB between India and Pakistan is there some protocol (standard international or mutually agreed upon bilaterally) about how far back from the actual line each side can build their fence? If so, if one counts the total cumulative no man's land in between, it's a huge amount of wasted real estate (thinking with my developer hat on here).
 
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On the IB between India and Pakistan is there some protocol (standard international or mutually agreed upon bilaterally) about how far back from the actual line each side can build their fence? If so, if one counts the total cumulative no man's land in between, it's a huge amount of wasted real estate (thinking with my developer hat on here).

Generally its 100 yards/metres worldwide (for fences).

Farmers are given access to the land on the other side in many zones...but they have to take permission and follow certain rules and constraints that hurt the viability of farming in these zones (given labourers are not allowed but only farmer).

Please read:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...eyond-border-fencing/articleshow/46102085.cms

Basically compensation is the only way for such farmers lots of the time....but they got to take the state to court and win the individual case (or ideally do a class action)....since technically it is not a eminent domain case.
 
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Yes lets have a big ticklefest and bhangra dance off daily instead hehe.

In all honesty I think with the wagah infra in place already, things can be changed to have some joint-cultural events instead (dancers, singers, artisans etc...) and keep everything else professional like @Abingdonboy has said.

Keep the beat the retreat dramabaaz as a legacy performance for say a cricket match day or something hehe....but no need to perform it day in and day out methinks. :-)

Left to me, I would pry those brain-dead dodos in the Culture Ministry away from their pictures of the JF17 labelled Tejas, and get them to make an ampitheatre on the Indian side, on, say, the left side of the road, and hold a dance performance from different parts of India by turn every evening after sundown, followed by music. Position the ampitheatre so that the Pakistanis can sit on their side and watch.

In approximately three and a half minutes, they will follow suit.

THAT'S when we hit them for six. Build another structure on the right side of the road, and show a theatrical performance - again from different parts of India - daily.

Game, set and match.
 
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