Ye Koon se class hai ? Sounds like one of those women journal articles in Pakistani newspapers just translated in English. Women magzines have these articles about personality and traits etc or habbits , women are quite found of such stuff on magzines
"Describe your sister's personality"
Based on
Age
Physique
Height
Looks
Attitude
I likely would have still attempted the answer, as generally it is not as bad as it may sound
The Answer:
My sister , is like any other sister. However, she suffers from Bipolar disorder.
Most of the time she will remember who you are but ocassionally she will question stuff around the home.
She has tendency to harm people not within our immediate family. Once she threw Petrol over an intruder in our home and lit him with match stick. Luckily someone splashed some water over that poor soul. Our father , talked to the police officer to calm the story down considerably and we managed to get her out of trouble.
Our family doctor has stated the first person who will marry her will likely die due to a rare genetic disorder she has , which is contagious. So that is certainly going to interfer with her potential of becoming a suitable mate for any reasonable person. After that doctor shared this prognosis with our family , I heard he moved away from city for unknown reasons.
My sister looks like any other sister, however she is rather short , midget by international stanadards. A bit chubby once she lifted a sofa by her one hand.
She tends to snores alot at night , and we don't fully understands why?
Once we were watcing this movie which I brought called "excorcist" and she managed to understand the "Latin" parts of that movie. I was quite suprised.
She truely is such a gifted and talented person.
Our father has given her permission to carry a Pistol in her purse just to keep any psycho English teachers away from her. Her aim is rather weak , so she always aims for the head instead of legs. She says, "it is very difficult to target the hands and foot". So far all the people she has shot , not single soul has ever complained. They all are rather very quiet and asleep in their graves. She leaves some rose petals by their graves every friday.
My sister based on all the above mentioned attributes , certainly is quite normal , just ocassionally she talks to people we can't see in the room. But my mother says that is completely normal. Last time we had a large family dinner with one of her imaginary friends that we can't see. But apparently they stated they have a daughter who might have interest in your's truely.
Dear examiner if you are available , I just wanted to let you know my sister is completely single , and if you have interest to marry my sister
please give me full marks. I will certainly make arrangements with our family Aunty to talk to your mom.
Otherwise if you are not interested , that is fine as well I hope you will give me full marks i.e 15 out of 15 ,
plus Bonus marks for honestly saving your life. My sister is literally not ideal for you, she can kill you. She is a certified crazy person.
i don't want to lose my marks ?
