LOL...so you keep telling us. congratulations.
Fortunately I speak a lot more langues than you to state it with a certainty. The last time I responded to Assamese comment in this very forum to the surprised of a fellow Malayali. But the surprised remind only till I explained how I decoded the language and used logic to understand what he said. That in my mind makes Assamese intelligible.
On the contrary your expressed decision to live life to the "full" indicates a conscious belief that karma will not touch you. Your actions speaks louder than words.
I on the other hand do not know for certain either, but try to live my life as per dharma.
You see it IS relative and your actions end up endorse either one or the other.