Why are you so hell bent on proving everything is rosey? I'm ghetto born and raised, I don't scare easy, but the truth is there are parts of the country where people who are not local are scared to go and it is unsafe to go. At the same time a few miles down the road there are places you can leave the doors unlocked.
Get a grip, you're just as bad as the others.
As for
@Verve claiming to pay 2k a month in tax, it's not that far fetched. I work in IT and we regularly hire contractors on £500-700 a day. Real specialists in niche tools can make £1000-1200 a day. It's not improbable.