DrSomnath999
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- Sep 1, 2011
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1.LIKOSIS.
symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.
2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.
3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
they shy away from f.b.
4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.
5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.
6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.
7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.
8.RUBISHTOSIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.
9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.
10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.
CONTROL:
The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.
Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
1) Likolycin,
2)Statuskillin,
3)Tagamycin,
4)Shareformin.
this is a very contagious & pandemic disease
becareful
symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.
2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.
3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
they shy away from f.b.
4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.
5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.
6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.
7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.
8.RUBISHTOSIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.
9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.
10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.
CONTROL:
The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.
Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
1) Likolycin,
2)Statuskillin,
3)Tagamycin,
4)Shareformin.
this is a very contagious & pandemic disease
becareful
