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[Kailash Kumar]

Cut the long crap - your ex Gangadesh slaves.

Did you enjoy my long crap?
I made it especially for you.
Do wash your mouth after you're done.

 

[Timur]

Mate, you have been at war for over a decade now...the war just hasn't came home

for a decade? they are at war all the time.. its like pestilence spreading on humanity..

but they never go alone they have always their friends and supporters..

 

[Indus Pakistan]

Did you enjoy my long crap?
I made it especially for you.
Do wash your mouth after you're done.

lol. Very good for a ex-slave. And yes that is what the unedified meaning of 'indentured' is. Some white guy owned your backside for few generations ...

 

[Kailash Kumar]

lol. Very good for a ex-slave.

Thanks, I really needed your validation.

And yes that is what the unedified meaning of 'indentured' is

Thank you for explaining. Us uneducated slaves need a paindu to tell us what the meaning of English words are, even though his accent is worse than Gandhi's.

Some white guy owned your backside for few generations ...

My ancestors worked as labourers cultivating lands for the 'white guy'.
He owned the fruits of their labour.

Your 'martial race' ancestors fought and died for the white guy.
He owned their life.

Tell me, who were the real slaves?

 

[Indus Pakistan]

Tell me, who were the real slaves?

A soldier is never a slave. But then you indentured types would not know that would you. Indentured was a legal vehicle they come up with to fill the void created by abolition of slavery - with the emancipation of the Negro they found you Gangoo's as replacement. That placed you somewhere below the Negro on the pecking order.

Nice !

 

[Kamikaze Pilot]

A soldier is never a slave.

But he can be mercenary. Fighting for other countries like Nepalis do.

 

[Kailash Kumar]

A soldier is never a slave.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

But then you indentured types would not know that would you. Indentured was a legal vehicle they come up with to fill the void created by abolition of slavery - with the emancipation of the Negro they found you Gangoo's as replacement. That placed you somewhere below the Negro on the pecking order.

At least we got paid.

And remember, back then there were only two levels in the pecking order:
White and not White.
Do look in the mirror and tell me where would you stand?

 

[Indus Pakistan]

Do look in the mirror and tell me where would you stand?

This the narrative of your white masters. Mine is there were three. White, you and us.

 

[Kailash Kumar]

Mine is there were three. White, you and us.

First class, second class and third class?

 

[gambit]

Which country do you think I come from, General Keyboard?

Pissantistan.

 

[Kailash Kumar]

Pissantistan.

Awhhh.

How did you know?

Most people do not know my country.

But you... you are special.

Maybe you should come and visit me sometimes.

We have great beaches, the sun is always shining and there is a perennial hate for Americans.

A paradise on Earth.

I hope you can find my country on a world map.

Most Americans cannot, because of, you know, being idiots.

I will give you a hint.

It is next to the countries of 'Death to America' and 'American dogs go home'.

Still don't know?

Do not worry.

I will send directions made for 'special' people, you know, American people.

See you soon!

P.S. Do not forget to pack a first aid kit. Where I come from we don't just bark, we also bite.

 

[gambit]

Awhhh.

How did you know?

From the body odor.

Most people do not know my country.

Probably because they do not care to know, after all, it is 'pissant'. You should look up the meaning.

Maybe you should come and visit me sometimes.

I heard that it is so pissant that not even the Google car do not go there. So sorry...

Most Americans cannot, because of, you know, being idiots.

While you are using an American invention call the Internet. Let me guess, you are going to tell me that the Internet was invented by a Brit.

P.S. Do not forget to pack a first aid kit. Where I come from we don't just bark, we also bite.

There is a lot of jokes there...But I will leave them alone...

 

[Kailash Kumar]

From the body odor.

I'm sorry.
The next time your mom visits me, I will wear perfume.
So you won't have to smell my odor when she comes home after spending time with me.

Wait a second...
Is this how you found out about her and me?
I am really sorry that you had to find out this way.
But I do love her.
I hope you and me can still be friends.
Maybe one day you will call me dad and I can call you son.

Probably because they do not care to know

But you knew and you cared. For that I thank you... son (Too soon?).

, after all, it is 'pissant'. You should look up the meaning.

I know the meaning of the word so I do not need to look it up.
But do you know the meaning of using a synonym?
Because you use this word 'pissant' the whole time.
Maybe you should come up with synonyms because you are getting repetitive, boring, dull, monotonous.
Did you see what I just did there?
I used synonyms.
You should try it.
It's so easy that even you, an idiot, fool, moron, halfwit can do it.
See? Did it again!

I heard that it is so pissant that not even the Google car do not go there.

Of course the Google car doesn't go there.
'Pissantistan' does not exist.
You made it up and I went along with it just for the jokes.
Wait a minute...
Did you...
Did you really look 'Pissantistan' up in Google Maps?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are such a dork, imbecile, dummy, simpleton. (Still using those synonyms)

While you are using an American invention call the Internet. Let me guess, you are going to tell me that the Internet was invented by a Brit.

No, I know that most of the Internet was invented by Americans.
Yet these Americans were not all Americans.
Only a small number.
I said that most Americans are stupid.
And I stand by what I have said.

Besides, just because someone who comes from the same country as you has invented something, does not mean that you can claim this invention as your own.
If the American inventors of the Internet want to argue with me, then they can say: 'Get off my Internet!'.
You did not play any part in the development of the Internet, so have no right to use that as an argument or to tell me to stop using the Internet.
Do you understand?

There is a lot of jokes there...But I will leave them alone...

Are you going to leave those jokes alone, just like you've left your intelligence alone?