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This is the "expert" Times Now Called to Expose Pak's SLCM test

Is this a missile or dildo..:rofl:

Although Indian reaction sure us wonder if indeed it is a gigantic dildo...:rofl:

Well it flies with gps accuracy, it also vibrates and is lubricated providing smooth insertion.

missile to be renamed subvibo-vaselinetip smooth-cruise missile

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"There is a feeling that this is more of a Computer Graphics Initiated missile"

WTF is a Computer Graphics Initiated Missile? Does he mean CGI - Computer Generated Imagery?

Submarine Launched Capable Missile again twice after the 3 minute mark.

Their expert doesn't know what SLCM stands for. He thinks Computer Graphics can "initiate" a missile. And his source of 'technical information' is a tweet. That's some quality news media right there.:laughcry:
He is another result of the failed family planning techniques. But one already became a PM so he also has a bright future in Hindia while humanity weeps and bangs its head.

Dont be angry at chaiwala because in your country chaiwala can become nothing even if he has to be in defence like you...corrupts.
Our chaiwala is beautiful and Hindian girls are crazy about him .
Pakistani chaiwala
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Indian chaiwala

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That video is hilarious - their "expert" doesn't even know what SLCM stands for, never mind calculating its trajectory and speed

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"Pakistan is claiming that this is the Babur 3 Submarine Launched Capable Missile"

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"This video has been questioned by those who are in the know about Submarine Launched Capable Missiles"

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"There is a feeling that this is more of a Computer Graphics Initiated missile"

WTF is a Computer Graphics Initiated Missile? Does he mean CGI - Computer Generated Imagery?

Submarine Launched Capable Missile again twice after the 3 minute mark.

Their expert doesn't know what SLCM stands for. He thinks Computer Graphics can "initiate" a missile. And his source of 'technical information' is a tweet. That's some quality news media right there.:laughcry:
What that Indian Chaiwala meant that this was 3D graphics generated by a software like Cinema 4D. To some extent those knowledge less Chaiwalas are correct looking at India's own systems. You need to have a booster rocket separation after leaving water. BUT THOSE CHAIWALAS never saw a separation and the missile covered a significant distance in the booster mode and kept on flying in that mode till the video continues. (SO THESE CHAIWALAS THINK THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MISSILE TO USE SAME BOOSTER ENGINE IN WATER AND AIR). Okay I agree with the concerns of these CHAIWALAS but to these CHAIWALAS if you look at the video the part where the missile makes an air entry from water is shown in booster mode and you cannot do that in CGI development. Now on long range booster If Pakistan has the tech to push a booster far why will Pakistan not push that booster far it help for the missile to cover more distance from a sub in short time thus there is no compromise done to the Submarine position. Pakistan is an expert in solid fuel rockets and developing such booster is a walk in park for us. It was a good decision by NAVY to not to release the booster separation video.
 
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Well it flies with gps accuracy, it also vibrates and is lubricated providing smooth insertion.

missile to be renamed subvibo-vaselinetip smooth-cruise missile
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I mean look at his face...It looks Babur has stuck him directly...:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:...I am loving how indians are reacting .
right in the gaaand
 
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Seriously, why are bharatis so much into conspiracy theories? I mean these are the same people that complain about conspiracy theories from Pakistan, but are in a league of their own when it comes to making up and believing in conspiracy theories.
 
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South..especially Kerala is complete diploma mill...you can purchase MSCE and CCNA, CCNP's right off the shelf..

Really??

Pakistan should spent at least next 5 decades for at least attain half of our achievements .
Noone can purchase anything right of shelf from our state .
Our CET , ,TKM etc are better than your top insititutions in you country .Forget about our IIT,IIM or NIT.

On topic:At the end a junk report from the media disturbed the nights of poor guys in here

He is another result of the failed family planning techniques. But one already became a PM so he also has a bright future in Hindia while humanity weeps and bangs its head.


Our chaiwala is beautiful and Hindian girls are crazy about him .
Pakistani chaiwala
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Indian chaiwala

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One has 20 years old and another one has 65 years old.One is nothing and another one is one of the most powerful man in the earth .Talks alots about your IQ
 
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Really??

Pakistan should spent at least next 5 decades for at least attain half of our achievements .
Noone can purchase anything right of shelf from our state .
Our CET , ,TKM etc are better than your top insititutions in you country .Forget about our IIT,IIM or NIT.

On topic:At the end a junk report from the media disturbed the nights of poor guys in here



One has 20 years old and another one has 65 years old.One is nothing and another one is one of the most powerful man in the earth .Talks alots about your IQ
Hindia should spend at least 10 decades to produce. a single person who is as beautiful as an average Pakistani and can be counted as a human being... the major headlines on all channel will be "India has finally succeeded in producing a single person who can compete with an average Pakistani in beauty and intelligence and when he grows up, he will be surely registered as the first human being from India since independence in 1947, but right now the nation is under Pakistan's control"
 
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most powerful man in the earth .
That's not power..that's just gas causing his belly bulge out and inflate like a pregnant woman...you may blame it on ISI

Phew .
Another beauty based post that expose pathetic logical condition of one guy
Is that not a fact? why are you resorting to personal attacks. Your country is consorting USA does not mean you insult others.
 
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Really??

Pakistan should spent at least next 5 decades for at least attain half of our achievements .
Noone can purchase anything right of shelf from our state .
Our CET , ,TKM etc are better than your top insititutions in you country .Forget about our IIT,IIM or NIT.

On topic:At the end a junk report from the media disturbed the nights of poor guys in here
Hey genius, don't forget that I work with these self proclaimed grads of these diploma printing institutes of yours, I've yet to be impressed by a single one of their skill set. They are the IT's equivalent of the cheap Mexican labor that is imported to work on farms; they aren't very smart, not very bright, and about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. But at least they are cheap, obedient and get the job somewhat done albeit half assed. And I've been in IT/software development industry for almost 20 years and hold a very senior level position so I know exactly what I'm talking about.

And mind you, this is not against indians perse. I have and do work with alot of indians who are graduates from American and Canadian universities and they are as good as engineers as any other American. Is just those cheap indian imports that I'm referring to. Even the my American indian coworker are sick and tired of the indian imports' pathetic skillset and quality of work.
 
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Hey genius, don't forget that I work with these self proclaimed grads of these diploma printing institutes of yours, I've yet to be impressed by a single one of their skill set. They are the IT's equivalent of the cheap Mexican labor that is imported to work on farms; they aren't very smart, not very bright, and about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. But at least they are cheap, obedient and get the job somewhat done albeit half assed. And I've been in IT/software development industry for almost 20 years and hold a very senior level position so I know exactly what I'm talking about.

And mind you, this is not against indians perse. I have and do work with alot of indians who are graduates from American and Canadian universities and they are as good as engineers as any other American. Is just those cheap indian imports that I'm referring to. Even the my American indian coworker are sick and tired of the indian imports' pathetic skillset and quality of work.

I dont think so .
Two names .Satya Nadella and Sunder Pichai ,these two names did their UG education in India .And one CET ,the college of Engineering in Trivandrum is not some diploma printing institute .Most of their alumnis are starting their own business and rest of them are much brilliant that they will get job in our prestigious institutions .
So cut that BS .You might have been lead some average guys ,that is your fate .But not all of them are like that.

That's not power..that's just gas causing his belly bulge out and inflate like a pregnant woman...you may blame it on ISI


Is that not a fact? why are you resorting to personal attacks. Your country is consorting USA does not mean you insult others.

Look at your own post .

And that is not a fact whether you likes or not
 
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