Here is an old joke is remember from readers digest
Once there was a talented but atheist Engineer, he never thought of God. When he died and went up, his life record was checked and it was left to authorities from heaven and hell to decide his fate. Guys from heaven rejected him and he was sent to hell.
He saw conditions there and found the pain of residents there. He decided to do something about it.
So he built roads there with fast cars to go with them. He installed running hot and cold water, state of the art air conditioning etc,you name it.
After a while as far as facilities were concerned hell became a better place to live than heaven,the guys in heaven noticed and realized it was a mistake to reject the engineer.
Son they decided to send a delegation and being back the man back. Naturally guys from hell would shave none of it, they refused all arguments, favors etc.
Finally the head of delegation from heaven threatened Devil with legal action, taking the matter to court.
The devil smiled back and said
JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET A LAWYER FROM, BOZO
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