Things Anyone Who’s A Liberal In Pakistan Can Completely Understand

[Hell hound]

Okay so the words “conservative” and “liberal” have a proper dictionary definition but in Pakistan, we have our own unique way of defining things. This word is highly misunderstood and Pakistanis, on average, HATE anyone who identifies as a liberal.



Here are all the things anyone who identifies as a liberal has experienced, at least once:

1. You are frequently called a “libtard”

Via Imgur
Liberal + Retard = Libtard. People, this isn’t only a really lame word, but throwing around the word “retard” so casually is actually insensitive, not to speak of how offensive it is.

2. It is assumed that you are anti-religion and have zero tolerance for those who follow religion.

Source: We Think Films / Hot Water Bottle Films
No man, being liberal is about tolerating different viewpoints.

3. You also want to spread fahashi, according to the world

Via Tumblr
How is acceptance of letting everyone live life their own way related to fahashi?

4. You often hear things like, “you are supporting a Western agenda”

Source: deenga.com
Can we not?

5. Or that all this is a “yahoodi sazish” and you are a yahoodi agent

Source: ZaynVEVO / YouTube
6. If you’re a woman, then you’re a whore who is the worst thing that can happen to Pakistan

Via Tumblr
7. You also just want everyone to have sex all the time. Tauba taubaaaa

Source: deenga.com
8. Some people also automatically assume that you speak English very well.

Via: Tumblr
I will never understand that logic. Dude, how can my linguistic skills affect my ideology? Mein har zubaan mein equality soch sakti hun.

9. They think that you are supporting the LGBTQ community because maybe you’re a homosexual yourself.

Source: deenga.com
I support animal rights, am I a panda? I support environmental rights, am I a tree?

10. Not to forget the misconception that you are “burger bacha”
Sure, burgers care about other people, okay.

Source: deenga.com
Whatever the **** that means.

11. The number of idiots who tell you to “go to Amreeka if you want to support Western culture” is pretty high.

Via PandaWhale
12. You suffer the burden of taking this mulk towards its barbaadi

Source: deenga.com
lol okay.

13. Sometimes even your own family doesn’t get you so you find your own liberal, fahaash, yahoodi agent family

https://www.mangobaaz.com/liberal-in-pakistan/
@Zibago @The Sandman @Divergent1 @RealNapster @Mentee @haviZsultan

 

[LA se Karachi]

So true...

 

[YeBeWarned]

I am one of the Libtard in my family and Friend circle , and everything OP mentioned i've been accused of

 

[Hell hound]

I am one of the Libtard in my family and Friend circle , and everything OP mentioned i've been accused of

every one of us has the same story

 

[The Sandman]

Okay so the words “conservative” and “liberal” have a proper dictionary definition but in Pakistan, we have our own unique way of defining things. This word is highly misunderstood and Pakistanis, on average, HATE anyone who identifies as a liberal.



Here are all the things anyone who identifies as a liberal has experienced, at least once:

1. You are frequently called a “libtard”

Via Imgur
Liberal + Retard = Libtard. People, this isn’t only a really lame word, but throwing around the word “retard” so casually is actually insensitive, not to speak of how offensive it is.

2. It is assumed that you are anti-religion and have zero tolerance for those who follow religion.

Source: We Think Films / Hot Water Bottle Films
No man, being liberal is about tolerating different viewpoints.

3. You also want to spread fahashi, according to the world

Via Tumblr
How is acceptance of letting everyone live life their own way related to fahashi?

4. You often hear things like, “you are supporting a Western agenda”

Source: deenga.com
Can we not?

5. Or that all this is a “yahoodi sazish” and you are a yahoodi agent

Source: ZaynVEVO / YouTube
6. If you’re a woman, then you’re a whore who is the worst thing that can happen to Pakistan

Via Tumblr
7. You also just want everyone to have sex all the time. Tauba taubaaaa

Source: deenga.com
8. Some people also automatically assume that you speak English very well.

Via: Tumblr
I will never understand that logic. Dude, how can my linguistic skills affect my ideology? Mein har zubaan mein equality soch sakti hun.

9. They think that you are supporting the LGBTQ community because maybe you’re a homosexual yourself.

Source: deenga.com
I support animal rights, am I a panda? I support environmental rights, am I a tree?

10. Not to forget the misconception that you are “burger bacha”
Sure, burgers care about other people, okay.

Source: deenga.com
Whatever the **** that means.

11. The number of idiots who tell you to “go to Amreeka if you want to support Western culture” is pretty high.

Via PandaWhale
12. You suffer the burden of taking this mulk towards its barbaadi

Source: deenga.com
lol okay.

13. Sometimes even your own family doesn’t get you so you find your own liberal, fahaash, yahoodi agent family

https://www.mangobaaz.com/liberal-in-pakistan/
@Zibago @The Sandman @Divergent1 @RealNapster @Mentee @haviZsultan

So true...

I am one of the Libtard in my family and Friend circle , and everything OP mentioned i've been accused of

Cheers bro's we and a few others here have been through this.

You also just want everyone to have sex all the time. Tauba taubaaaa

 

[YeBeWarned]

@Hell hound @The Sandman wont you welcome your new Club member ? ( me )

 

[Hell hound]

@Hell hound @The Sandman wont you welcome your new Club member ? ( me )

never knew you were one of us
welcome to the club mate

@Zibago @The Sandman @Azlan Haider @Divergent1 @LA se Karachi look guys i found you a new member

 

[YeBeWarned]

never knew you were one of us
welcome to the club mate

@Zibago @The Sandman @Azlan Haider @Divergent1 @LA se Karachi look guys i found you a new member

That celebration remind of finding an extra boti in Plate of Biryani ( with Aalo )

 

[Hell hound]

with Aalo

blasphemy

 

[YeBeWarned]

blasphemy

Kyun bhai ? don't tell you are one of those people who return the Aaloo from Biryani

 

[Divergent]

Most of Pakistan is a Centralist.

I don't care what others think, I know what I am and what I believe.

 

[Hell hound]

Kyun bhai ? don't tell you are one of those people who return the Aaloo from Biryani

ajj ek sacch kehnay ja raha hon allah zindgi ki hifazat karna
ahmm ahmm bro i don't like biryani

Most of Pakistan is a Centralist.

we all are but here in Pakistan even true centralist are tagged as liberals because we don't agree with the ways of the mullahs

 

[YeBeWarned]

ajj ek sacch kehnay ja raha hon allah zindgi ki hifazat karna
ahmm ahmm bro i don't like biryani

In case i have shake hands with you ..

when someone says I don't like Biryani ..........

 

[Divergent]

ajj ek sacch kehnay ja raha hon allah zindgi ki hifazat karna
ahmm ahmm bro i don't like biryani

we all are but here in Pakistan even true centralist are tagged as liberals because we don't agree with the ways of the mullahs

@Zarvan is a liberal too

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

So called "liberals" in Pak are much more extreme in their thought process. They try to ape the west in aspects which realistically cant work here!

Once a group of them pounced on me for criticism of Dr Hoodboy.

Than came a barrage of insults, from education,to culture and even my name "being arabic".

Despite my patient approach, id had enough!

I mean how the fuk does some assh0le calling himself qureshi/arab taunt a baloch of being an arab wannabe?

Or how does some cheeda pseduo intellectual whose sole achievement is that he visited "america" try to diss a man (me) coz he graduated from a recognised and probably one of the best colleges in the country?

And when you confront em, in the same way (which they understand)... boom, they b1tch out.

I myself am pretty liberal!

Im critical of mullahs using religion for politics,hypocrisy of our society,i talk about equality for all, I respect all religion.. im pretty secular (a word alot of people in Pak think, means "atheist").

But so called self proclaimed "pseudo liberals" of Pak are nothing more yhan a bunch of assholes who live in alternate reality!